CHEESEVIVÖR Campaign 1: Thunder Battalion, Battle 2 - Holy Dragons vs Cauldron Born

[Perun]

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Campaign 1: Thunder Battalion, Battle 2 - Holy Dragons vs Cauldron Born

Holy Dragons. Band name: Holy Dragons. Lyrical theme: Unicorns. Note how they fuck up the use of the article twice in the song title. So is there anything genuinely new here that hasn't been in the Cheesevivör yet? Yes, there is! These guys are from, wait for it - Kazakhstan! Give them a hand everybody, they've been Central Asia's favourite cheesemakers since 1992!

Cauldron Born. Their first album title was Born of the Cauldron. Their most recent one is Sword and Sorcery Heavy Metal, and I swear that I can't wait to get my hand on that record, just for the title. After all, this is True Heavy Metal. Fuck Possers!

 

[SixesAlltheway]

That first scream in Crusader...I don't need to hear the rest. Vote goes to Cauldron Born.

 

[Unknown One]

It's close but I go with Holy Dragons.

 

[Collin]

Cauldron Born. Holy Dragons got lucky.

 

[SixesAlltheway]

Holy Dragons needs to get back in the cheese workshop. It's clear to hear that Cauldron Born already perfected their cheese.

 

[Ariana]

Poor grammar, Russian accent... Holy Unicorn, that was bad!
Voted for Cauldron Born. This is true heavy metal.

 

[Brigantium]

Cauldron Born, and fuck the possers!

 

[MrKnickerbocker]

I join the rest of you, True Metal Brothers and Sisters, in saying, "Fuck the possers!"

 

[LooseCannon]

Holy Dragons needs to curdle more.