CHEESEVIVÖR Campaign 1: Metal Battalion, Battle 1 - Cryonic Temple vs Black Death

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Campaign 1: Metal Battalion, Battle 1 - Cryonic Temple vs Black Death

Cryonic Temple. They command us to play heavy metal very loud. Not just loud. Not loud and wild. Not even louder than hell. Play it very loud, goddamnit! And don't forget to... err... hammer your heads in the air while you're at it.

Black Death. This is it. This is the moment every metal head has been waiting for ever since they first got on the internet. Why? Because you've seen this picture.

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And you want to know who these guys are, what they sound like, and if they're as terrible as the picture suggests. So, this is Black Death, and they bring you Night of the Living Death!

 

[LooseCannon]

Wait, their name is actually Black Death? That alone is cheesy as fuck.

Cryonic Temple is terrible. I mean, they are actually just a horrible, boring band. And Black Death is...exactly what I'd expect it to be. It's also horrible, but far cheesier.

 

[MrKnickerbocker]

As ludicrously bad and cheesy as that Black Death tune is, Cryonic Temple is both better AND far cheesier.

 

[MrKnickerbocker]

...we just posted the exact opposite opinion for the exact same reasons at the exact same time, Loosey...

 

[LooseCannon]

Yep!

 

[MrKnickerbocker]

A cheesy conspiracy.

 

[Ariana]

Heavy metal never dies and we FIGHT (fight!) FIGHT (fight!) fight for our right to be metal. We are unique, one of a kind, so Cryonic Temple it is.

 

[Saapanael]

The vocals on Cryonic Temple are bad but Black Death is horrible altogether. Tune your fucking guitar before recording a solo.