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What metal events am I looking forward to? That's a good question to ask me since I'm under the impression that Ragnarok is coming for the genre. Anyways, I'll be looking forward to: Immolation's upcoming mini-CD and full-length album. Summoning's upcoming mini-CD. The Chasm's upcoming...

When out on a walk today, a somewhat strange concept festered its way into my mind for reasons unknown. If hypothetically the entire human race's sexual desires were killed off somehow, would this world be a better place? Think about it: -Abortion would be extinct. You wouldn't have unwanted...

Today, I viewed Razorback, one of the best Australian horror/action movies ever made. The direction is dazzling, the cinematography is truly remarkable and the cast is brimming with quality actors. Mysteriously, no one seems to care. There is no denying that Razorback's basic plot premise is...

Yes, it's New Year's Day, but here's something we should be celebrating instead.

Well, the power of 666 posts forced me to perpetuate this unholy act of necrotic blasphemy. BLASPHEMATE! >:[ I haven't gottten around to it, honestly. What with being busy and all that jazz. Oh and here's some br00tality. Calm down people, this doesn't increase my post count.

Well, since the year has rolled its slovenly carcass to the end of the calendar, let's have a little award ceremony (no, not that kind of ceremony, thank you very much) to celebrate. Best regular member: Perun Best new member (joined in this year): Natalie Best thread: "Let's Get 100,000...

Since it's not legitimately considered a crime, they'll get off the hook and that tall child will be free to gesticulate around like he's having a heart attack. Meh, this is better, LOL!

What crime are they committing exactly? Necrowizard vs Eric Johnson.

If this is the most exciting and wonderful thing to happen in recent times, then we're heading for the void, non? All those years developing a fine language only for it to raped of its essence, coherence and beauty. Deary me, what happened? At this state, it's not such a bad idea, especially...

Awesomeness. Maybe we should have a separate thread entitled, "LOL! Look what I found on teh YouTube!".

http://www.int.iol.co.za/index.php?set_id=1&click_id=29&art_id=qw1163031483234R131 OK 2 use SMS lingo in exams November 09 2006 at 02:22AM Wellington - New Zealand high school students will be allowed to use text-speak - the second language teenagers have developed for cellphone messages -...

To his webcam, every man is an internet superstar, hence the popularity of webcams. After all, what else could be more gratifying for one's ego to post a video proclaiming "hurr hurr im bettur than j00 cuz ur liek n00bs and sutff", and watch with glee and the amount of views increases by the...

Try some Eucharist, SMX. If you like them, I can send you some other albums of their ilk that you might enjoy. I'll join you. *puts on Bjork*

We really must be that bored to be looking forward to such a minor event. Remember children, you are not your postcount, you are what you eat.

Post +1. No, wait...err...uhm...Merry Christmas! Yes, I think that's it.

Today, I watched Santa Sangre (Blood of the Saint). A surrealist horror movie by Alejandro Jodorowsky. There isn't too much of a story to report, except that a young boy has a mother who is rather fundamentalist about her temple, Holy Blood, being destroyed. When it is, she joins with him to...

A belated happy birthday to you, Mr. Murray. Let's hope old age won't wear away that golden smile of yours.

He can support whatever he wants, you have no control over that. Get over it, whelp. I understand your good intentions, SMX, but I'm afraid this kid is just trying to keep up an image of being "metal". Here's something to think about. If you think you need to do all this cliched nonsense in...

Click here. You see, this is why I hate most of the metal community so much. -_- It has to be said that Maiden has one of the worst fanbases around.

I'd say, yes it is. Metal music is bad for you just by virtue of being anti-intellectual, monotonous drivel for bored middle-class children and the lower end of the economic spectrum. The ubiquitous repetitive hammering in metal riffs (000000000000), simple harmonic phrases and downright...