DRUNK POSTING

[Lampwick 43]

I'm 7 hours in btw

 

[Collin]

Chicken.nuggers

That could have came out bad...

18/24. 6 to go. Y'all motherfuckers have severely underestimated my mortality.

proud of you!

 

[Night Prowler]

Fuck

 

[Ariana]

This is all you're going to say? Come on, man, we want details!

 

[Black Wizard]

Information, we want information.

 

[Cat Milk Supreme]

Drunken Wizard?

 

[Black Wizard]

Drunken Wizard?

Nope. We want Night Prowler to spill the beans on last night.

 

[Cat Milk Supreme]

Not sure I can officially call it Last Night yet

 

[Cat Milk Supreme]

I think I've finally decided; Bob Dylan can just fuck off.
I got the old turntable out and I'm listenin to Before The Flood, the live album by The Band. Halfway through Dylan comes out for a couple of numbers and he has totally blown my buzz. Its a great album by a great band and that whiny tramp just comes out and pishes all over it. Take yerself on te fuck, Robert.

 

[Lampwick 43]

Whelp, it's been 11 hours. I may have passed the fuck out for 80 mins, and puked once, but I'm finishing this, dammint! I'm 21 beers in, with 3 to go. I really bekivr I can finish this befire the 12 hour mark. Also the only one still awake at this point. This post took me a good 5 minutes to make, but believe me, I am in fact drunk af.

 

[Cat Milk Supreme]

25? Good shift. Bottles or tins? Whats the quantity here?

 

[Lampwick 43]

25? Good shift. Bottles or tins? Whats the quantity here?

Cans. Shitty ass beer.

Also my biggest lifes goal is to go on a bender with you, Niall. It needs to happen some day.

 

[Cat Milk Supreme]

I do do a good bender, I must admit

 

[Black Wizard]

I hope @Dr. Eddies Wingman is invited to this.

 

[Saapanael]

puked once, but I'm finishing this, dammint! I'm 21 beers in, with 3 to go.

I like your dedication.

 

[Brigantium]

I hope @Dr. Eddies Wingman is invited to this.

I'm going to bid for the contract on clearing the subsequent bottle mountain.

 

[CriedWhenBrucieLeft]

Is this 24 wee cans, like 330ml? Or are we talking the bigger ones. Still, this is bloody impressive. That's (assuming 330ml) 7920mls of liquid; which is about 14 pints of beer. That's a lot. I don't drink that much, or that often, but a couple of Saturdays back I did 10 rounds with a friend (all day drinking); nine full pints plus a wee voddy & coke. I managed to do this while playing a pool competition (which I won), which I thought was pretty good going. Was home before 10pm too.

 

[Saapanael]

Probably wee cans, 24 pints would be mad.

 

[CriedWhenBrucieLeft]

Aye, I meant: what size of can. You get those taller (like 440ml?) cans too. Still, 24.

 

[Saapanael]

We have three can sizes here: 330 ml, 500 ml and 568 ml (1 UK pint).