❤ Dating Advice For MaidenFans Thread ❤

[Night Prowler]

Yeah, I'd do stuff from /r/tinder if I was speaking in English. You can't do puns in Serbian And girls here rarely have bio, I can only work out something based on their pictures.

I had a pretty good convo with this uber cute girl tonight, will try for a date with her or another girl this weekend. Or if I'm lucky, both of them.

 

[Mosh]

if they don’t have bios I just assume they’re boring and don’t even bother. I need something to work with. Luckily most girls here seem to put some time into their profiles.

 

[Night Prowler]

The only bios I see are either "Tall", "181 cm", one sentence like "Carpe Diem" or something as long as this:

I swiped right, so that I can send her #MAGA if we match up

 

[Mosh]

I'd rather have something long winded like that than no bio or some generic one liner.

 

[Ariana]

Good thread! I'm done dating, but I can share wise advice, so I'm looking forward to reading your stories and laughing my arse off at your misfortunes.

 

[mtmccox]

How do I girl?

 

[Night Prowler]

How do I girl?

Just kiss. I don’t even wait. And when you’re a star, they let you do it. You can do anything. Grab them by the pussy. You can do anything.

 

[Diesel 11]

How do I boy?

 

[Ariana]

Diesel seems to have been trying to tell us something.

 

[Diesel 11]

No, just making sure I got both things down for future reference.

 

[Black Wizard]

How do I boy?

How do I girl?

 

[Night Prowler]

 

[Brigantium]

I'm sure they make vegan ones now. And you can get cruelty free sporrans.

 

[Brigantium]

The only bios I see are either "Tall", "181 cm", one sentence like "Carpe Diem" or something as long as this:

I swiped right, so that I can send her #MAGA if we match up

Oh shit. You have to write CVs for dating now?

 

[Black Wizard]

Oh shit. You have to write CVs for dating now?

Seven years dating experience. Please contact references.

 

[CriedWhenBrucieLeft]

Never missed a date, always on time, good cummunication skills, a real team player...

 

[mtmccox]

good cummunication skills

AKA oral skills

 

[JudasMyGuide]

And does “real team player” mean that during MMF you let the other party choose their station or that you automatically assume one and if so, then which one?

 

[Brigantium]

Seven years dating experience. Please contact references.

What sort of animal are you?

 

[Black Wizard]

What sort of animal are you?

A lion in the bedroom. See if you can tame me.