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Wrong dude. Cried gave it to Judas last year.

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In the garden behind our flat is a very odd pear tree - the pears go from inedible to perry while still on the tree without ever going through an edible intermediate stage. Then they fall to the ground and the Jack Russell terrier next door eats them and gets pissed.
 
I had a little nut tree,
Nothing would it bear,
But a silver nutmeg
And a golden pear;

The King of Spain's daughter
Came to visit me,
And all for the sake
Of my little nut tree.

Her dress was made of crimson,
Jet black was her hair,
She asked me for my nutmeg
And my golden pear.

I said, "So fair a princess
Never did I see,
I'll give you all the fruit
From my little nut tree."

Then they went out and got pissed.
 
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