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Mike LePond's Bass-tacular Metal Rodeo, Part 3!
Ross the Boss - By Blood Sworn (2018)
Former Manowar axeman Ross The Boss recruits LePond for this collection of schlocky, woefully uninspired “classic” metal. Most of this toes the line somewhere between cock rock and, well, Manowar. Production is fine and the instrumental performances are all solid enough, but vocalist Mark Lopes sounds weak, try hard and frequently out of key. The material is just not good.
Highlights: Lepond’s bass on Fistful of Hate
Lowlights: This Is Vengeance sounds like the worst song Iced Earth never wrote, Play Among The Godz is even worse, and the swinging Circle of Damnation truly reeks. As the album goes on the vocals are truly a crime against humanity, especially on the lame ballad Faith of the Fallen and the “epic” Lilith.
Grade: F- (1.5/10)
Them - Manor of the Se7en Gables (2018)
More incredibly terrible voice acting, more Halloween sound effects, and more well-produced, polished classic metal. King Diamond and Iced Earth fans will probably love this. I think, ultimately, this is a fun project. I don’t love everything I hear, but it’s all done very well for what it is: campy theatrical horror metal that touches on a lot of different genres. I wouldn’t call it unique, but it’s entertaining. LePond’s bass playing is also nice and loud!
Highlights: the wacky Witchfinder, catchy power ballad Ravna, Punishment by Fire (until the voice acting, that is)
Lowlights: The opening trio is on the weaker side, especially Refuge in the Manor which tries thrash but ultimately falls flat due to the vocals. The Secret Stairs has some pretty bad melodies, too.
Grade: C- (6.2/10)
Eternity’s End - Unyielding (2018)
Holy power metal, Batman! We’re in full on DragonForce territory here with over-the-top, always-top-speed metal of the running double bass, virtually soprano-high screech vocals, and sparkly keyboard Euro-power variety. At times neoclassical, these 10 songs lean towards prog in there instrumentation. The vocals are always soaring, occasionally catchy, and frequently struggling to land some awkward lyrical phrases. Vocalist Iuri Sanson feels incredibly strained at times, but he does have one hell of a range. Honestly, I was prepared to hate this when it started but every song really won me over. This is super fun, technical and cheese-tastic.
Highlights: Instrumental track Dreaming of Cimmerian Shadows, Blood Brothers (The Oath), the purely Symphony X-ian neoclassical shred of Under Crimson Moonlight, Necromantic Worship, LePond’s bass solo in Into Timeless Realms, the riffs in Cyclopean Force, the title track (and specifically LePond doubling an insane keyboard line at 400mph), and the intense neoclassicism of Beyond the Gates of Salvation.
Lowlights: mid-tempo Horizonless veers too far into AOR schmaltz
Grade: B (8/10)
DeadRisen - DeadRisen (2020)
Prog/power metal that’s honestly pretty similar to Symphony X in style, if not in quality. All of the parts are technically here: guitars and keyboards are ripping, vocals are fine enough (though way too try hard), drums are adequate, and LePond’s bass couldn’t possibly be mixed more prominently. There’s just something missing and I blame both the songwriting and production. Will Shaw sometimes sounds kind of like Geddy Lee trying to sing gruff power metal or that guy from Candlebox and, while that is unique, he just never fully connects with the music. I get the feeling that everything was recorded rather cheaply, separately, and then pieced together and given a decent mix/master polish. It sounds slightly disjointed, the way some projects can when no one is actually ever in a room together. The drums in particular sound pretty weak and the vocals feel like they’re floating on top of the instrumentals. I should absolutely mention that this album IS worth listening to solely to hear LePond’s bass work throughout: it’s phenomenal.
Highlights: Destiny
Lowlights: the terrible fake out fade in The Maker, But You
Grade: C- (6/10)
Death Dealer - Conquered Lands (2020)
Mike and buddy Ross the Boss play EVEN MORE classic/power metal in this apparent “supergroup” full of people I’ve never heard of before (including a drummer literally named Bolognese). Musically, this is all fine - we’ve got riffs, we’ve got pummeling drums and we’ve got LePond’s incredible bass playing at 100% intensity at literally all times. Once again, as is frequently the case with these albums, the vocals are just fucking infuriating. Sean Peck sounds like Ripper Owens if Ripper Owens sucked even more. The opening track makes me think the vocals might be ok in a “bar band doing a 70% cover of Painkiller for an hour” sort of way, but each subsequent song proves this false as Peck needles his shittiness inside my brain. Make no mistake: the band is good, but the vocals ruin everything.
Highlights: all of the instrumental parts
Lowlights: literally every time Peck sings
Grade: F (2/10)
Ross the Boss - Born of Fire (2020)
Released in the same year as Death Dealer’s
Conquered Lands, featuring the same guitarist, the same bassist, and Mr. Bolognese back on the drums - this might as well be a part 2 to that album but with a slightly less annoying singer. As mentioned before, Mark Lopes is not a great singer, but he’s nowhere near as annoying as Sean Peck. Anyway: it’s more of the same balls-to-the-wall and sometimes ball-gazing macho man numbskull metal. Riffs and rhythm section are ripping at all times and the songs….exist. This album is definitely better than the previous outing, it’s mostly not good. As before, Mark Lopes gets more annoying the longer you listen.
Highlights: Glory to the Slain is a barnburner, Denied by The Cross is heavy as hell and packs a punch, Maiden of Shadows has a melodic Celtic swagger to it, LePond does a cool little bass lead on Waking The Moon.
Lowlights: Fight the Fight sounds like a
Jugulator b-side, I Am The Sword sounds like vomit, Shotgun Evolution sounds like swallowing that vomit.
Grade: D (4/10)
Everdawn - Cleopatra (2021)
Fear not, all Nightwish lovers who feel they’ve lost their way, Everdawn is here to endlessly retrod everything that Nightwish has already done but with a blander twist! Truth be told: this is actually decent. The vocals are very good, the songs sound good, the production (courtesy of Dan Swanö) is very good…there’s just something inherently samey and uninspired about it. Not to mention, LePond’s bass is entirely pointless and virtually non-existent in the mix (sorry, Dan Swanö, you’ve failed the rodeo). The first half of the album is decent enough, but by track 5 or 6 everything just starts treading in pure mediocrity. As far as background music that kinda sounds like Nightwish, this is amazing, though.
Highlights: the first three tracks, particularly the catchy chorus of Stranded in Bangalore
Lowlights: the back half of the album where the hooks never fully develop and track 4, a duet with Therion’s Thomas Viström (who never fully meshes with the track or female vocalist)
Grade: C- (6/10)
Wings of Destiny - Masters of War (2025)
Power metal from…Costa Rica?! Huh. Lepond obviously takes a gig here as the songs are quite bad and the vocalist is horribly annoying. He has a terrible clean voice and an even worse harsh voice (not to mention an incredibly thick accent). This whole project sounds like it was written and performed by AI. LePond’s bass has no presence and could have just been a synth pad. A waste of his time and my time.
Highlights: Times to Remember is catchy enough
Lowlights: the inane “metal is everywhere!” schlock of Hear My Call, lead guitar tone, and again: those vocals
Grade: F (2.5/10)
Death Dealer - Reign of Steel (2026)
Ugh, it’s another one! Much the same as before we get modern classic metal with third rate Ripper Owens shrieking terribly on top. As before: there is some immensely cool riffing and playing happening here but the songwriting is weak and the vocals are just putrid.
Highlights: the bridges? Idk whenever that guy isn’t singing
Lowlights: the vocal melodies in opener Assemble are offensive, Bloodbath is the worst Anthrax song never written, no one asked for the awful ballad Raging Wild and Free
Grade: F- (1.5/10)