dickinson1978
Ancient Mariner
He looks very tired.
RUN FOR YOUR LIVES 2025 Tour Thread *SPOILERS INSIDE*
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BludBrutha
Ancient Mariner
You’re deluding yourself if you think anyone like that is going to an Iron fucking Maiden concert.
It’s the neckbeard nerd pizza consuming Mountain Dew swilling Lord of the Rings first person shooter World of Warcraft mob that makes up most of the audience at Maiden and metal shows now.
Chubby bald guys in shorts and black t shirts. Think Eddie Trunk. That’s 90% of the audience at metal shows.
Belshazzar
Yer Mum Can't Come
That's funny. I was referring to festivals though
Spaldy
Ancient Mariner
You've clearly never been to a festival.That's funny. I was referring to festivals though
Spaldy
Ancient Mariner
Hey! I'm not bald (yet).
this one was a rock/metal festival, not Glastonbury.That's funny. I was referring to festivals though
Edington
Last Son of The Miracle
What job only requires you to work one hour a week and how can I apply?
Dick Brucinson
The TRUE Dick Brucinson
The screams in the beginning of Killers are brilliant!
Bruno doing a great job here.
Ascendingthethrone
Ancient Mariner
I was once gigging with a band that played this vegan festival. I have fond memories of sitting by a stage listening to anti-Brexit beat poetry whilst eating a vegan curry. Good times.
Diesel 11
As you scream into the web of silence...
Sbaldy
Starblind
Ancient Mariner
The screams in the beginning of Killers are brilliant!
the screams are meh
he can leave some of them just to the audience like in Maiden England video.
Belshazzar
Yer Mum Can't Come
OK, I give in. Trying to give people a bit of a laugh just isn't worth the hassle. I forgot the whole Western world seems to have disappeared up its own humourless, pedantic arsehole.
BludBrutha
Ancient Mariner
Humour must be rooted in an element of truth to be funny.
BludBrutha
Ancient Mariner
Setlist :
Infinite Greens
The Souper
Cucumber of the Yeast
Clear Up The Park
Tasted Pears
Flaming Blimp Crash
Ancient Mariner
For a prank show, we're blindfolding Bruce and dumping him off in the middle of this place.
Spaldy
Ancient Mariner
He'll just figure out that there's a market for vegan Trooper beer. Don't give him any more ideas.
Dick Brucinson
The TRUE Dick Brucinson
Never!the screams are meh
The screams are the essential center piece of that song!!! My neighborhood and all the backyard LOVES them when I play the song loud late at night!!! 
Vaenyr
Ancient Mariner
Seagulls are assholes. You're probably fine. I'd stay clear of the ocean for a while though.
Vaenyr
Ancient Mariner
My mind was just blown:
A few years ago I found out that tuna are huge fish. I knew they weren't exactly small, but I didn't know those things could be larger than me.
I just had the same realization with albatrosses. No, they aren't as big as seagulls, they're enormous:
No wonder slaying one unleashed a curse lol
A few years ago I found out that tuna are huge fish. I knew they weren't exactly small, but I didn't know those things could be larger than me.
I just had the same realization with albatrosses. No, they aren't as big as seagulls, they're enormous:
No wonder slaying one unleashed a curse lol