Your impending doom, Judas Priest style

[Dr. Eddies Wingman]

You are gonna die, no doubt about that, but who would you rather have doing it? Inspired by this SMX poll.

The Ripper: Well, if you are walking a dark London street he might surprise ya. Never turn your back on The Ripper!
Tyrant: Tyrants have a tendency to kill people, don't they? Especially people who get in their way.
The Sinner: He's near, sensing the fear.
Dissident Aggressor: He's stabbing and bawling, and you might be his next victim.
Invader: Invasions are dangerous.
Killing Machine: He's got a contract on you.
The Grinder: It's looking for meat, watch out.
The Hellion: It is screaming for vengeance, make sure you don't get in its way!
The Devil's Child: The apple doesn't fall far from the tree.
The Sentinel: It throws knives in all directions, sounds pretty deadly to me.
The Painkiller: He's blasting bolts of steel, and just have a look at the wheels of his motorcycle.
The Hell Patrol: They're ripping out hearts, most people don't survive getting their hearts ripped out.
The Night Crawler: Beware the beast in black!
A blacksmith: He can crush you between the hammer and the anvil!
The Jugulator: It looks pretty dangerous, doesn't it?
Abductors: They'll probably do lots of unpleasant stuff to you before they kill you ...
Bloodsuckers: If they are big, they will drain all your blood. If they are small, they are mosquitoes and will probably give you a nasty infectious disease.
The Four Horsemen: Duh, one of them is evennamed Death.


I need some time to think about what my pick will be.

 

[Jeffmetal]

We'll all probably die by the hand of the Sinner, which is just another name for Tyrant, really.

 

[Moonchild33]

Hahahahahaha. This is rich.

I'm having a hard time choosing between The Sinner and The Devil's Child. There's no way in hell I'd pick The Sentinel, a blacksmith, Bloodsuckers, The Ripper or a Tyrant...

I'll go with Devil's Child. I believe your the devil's child.

 

[Dr. Eddies Wingman]

I'd rather face the Dissident Aggressor. If I was subjected to that opening scream in real life, I'd probably die instantly, before any stabbing could take place.

On the other hand, if the blacksmith was playing Painkiller in his workshop, that would be my choice.

 

[Moonchild33]

We'll all probably die by the hand of the Sinner, which is just another name for Tyrant, really.

Did you forget to vote?

 

[Marta]

I guess I'd go for Death 

 

[Forostar]

Sorry, this is not for me. I am beyond the realms of death.

 

[Dr. Eddies Wingman]

Sorry, this is not for me. I am beyond the realms of death.

I assume a certain maiden is to blame for that, according to your reply in SMX's poll 

 

[Forostar]

It's that damned mariner. The people who will choose the other options will fly on sad wings of destiny.

 

[Moonchild33]

Sorry, this is not for me. I am beyond the realms of death.

 

[Dr. Eddies Wingman]

It's that damned mariner. The people who will choose the other options will fly on sad wings of destiny.

I'm in stitches 

 

[SinisterMinisterX]

It has to be Killing Machine. I prefer a precise and efficient death.

 

[Mega]

A blacksmith, because you made me laugh.

 

[Perun]

Obvious. I want death to come in an instant as I hoped it would, my soul ascending to heaven while it feasts on my flesh and blood.

Night Crawler!

 

[____no5]

The Devil's Child for me, hoping she's Eve with an apple 

You are gonna die, no doubt about that, but who would you rather have doing it? Inspired by this SMX poll.

He he is was the best silly poll so far, and SMX's choice a classical LOL moment

I'm choosing The Educated Fool. I don't want to be killed by some idiot.