Dick Brucinson
The TRUE Dick Brucinson
which one?
which legendary movie of the past 60 years would you like to see redone with Steve Harris in the main role?
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Diesel 11
As you scream into the web of silence...
Goodfellas.
"From as far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a bassist."
"Out of order? How am I out of order? What the fuck is out of order about me?"
“I know there are women, like my best friends, who would have gotten out of there the minute their boyfriend told them he played the bass. But I didn’t. I got to admit the truth. It turned me on.”
"No more picks, Dennis."
"What?"
"I said, no more picks. Maybe you didn't hear about it, you've been away a long time. They didn't go up there and tell you. I don't play bass with a pick anymore."
"Relax, will ya? Ya flip right out, what's got into you? I'm breaking your balls a little bit, that's all. I'm only kidding with ya..."
"Sometimes you don't sound like you're kidding, you know, there's a lotta people around..."
"I'm only kidding with you, we're having a party, I just came home and I haven't seen you in a long time and I'm breaking your balls, and you're getting fucking fresh. I'm sorry, I didn't mean to offend you."
"I'm sorry too. It's okay. No problem."
"Okay, salud." [takes a drink] "Now go home and get your fuckin' bass pick."
"Mother fuck-!"
"From as far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a bassist."
"Out of order? How am I out of order? What the fuck is out of order about me?"
“I know there are women, like my best friends, who would have gotten out of there the minute their boyfriend told them he played the bass. But I didn’t. I got to admit the truth. It turned me on.”
"No more picks, Dennis."
"What?"
"I said, no more picks. Maybe you didn't hear about it, you've been away a long time. They didn't go up there and tell you. I don't play bass with a pick anymore."
"Relax, will ya? Ya flip right out, what's got into you? I'm breaking your balls a little bit, that's all. I'm only kidding with ya..."
"Sometimes you don't sound like you're kidding, you know, there's a lotta people around..."
"I'm only kidding with you, we're having a party, I just came home and I haven't seen you in a long time and I'm breaking your balls, and you're getting fucking fresh. I'm sorry, I didn't mean to offend you."
"I'm sorry too. It's okay. No problem."
"Okay, salud." [takes a drink] "Now go home and get your fuckin' bass pick."
"Mother fuck-!"
chaosapiant
Ancient Marinade
Maybe he could star in every single movie he’s written a song about? I was gonna list them but….that’s a lot of movies. I’m gonna finish working on this nap i started instead.
The Garlon
Nomad
I feel like he wouldn't be out of place in David Lynch's Dune.
MindRuler
Ancient Mariner
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Dick Brucinson
The TRUE Dick Brucinson
I myself would btw think The Life Of Brian would be an interesting thing to have Steve in.
Cat Milk Supreme
Ancient Mariner
I'd like to see Nicko as the guy in the 'Confessions Of A...' series of films
Boroking
In the mire of an ancient swamp
He has the exact right temperment for those films. Not sure the looks are right though...
Cat Milk Supreme
Ancient Mariner
Flaming Blimp Crash
Ancient Mariner
He is not the Messiah
He is not the Messiah
He is not the Messiah
He is not the Messiah
He is a very naughty boy
In the key of E minor.
Heeeeere's Harry!
The_7th_one
Ancient Mariner
Once Upon A Time In The West (It has the longest and epic intro I've ever seen in a movie 
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Diesel 11
As you scream into the web of silence...
You could also do Once Upon a Time in America and have Steve write about gangstas.Once Upon A Time In The West (It has the longest and epic intro I've ever seen in a movie
Spaldy
Ancient Mariner
Imagine if Steve turned that into a song. The intro would be half an album long.Once Upon A Time In The West (It has the longest and epic intro I've ever seen in a movie
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Free Man
Main Role: That of Turkish, Snatch.
Not many people are named after a plane crash.
This is Tommy. He tells people he's named after a gun, but I know he's named after a famous 19th century ballet dancer.
Hurry up Tommy, before zee Germans get here.
Now, I know he looks like a fat ****er... well, he is a fat ****er... but he's dirty and he's dangerous.
What's happening with them sausages Charlie? Five minutes Turkish! Hang on, it was 2 minutes 5 minutes ago!
Fuck me hold tight what's that? It's me belt Turkish. No Tommy there's a gun in your trousers. What's a gun doing in your trousers? It's for protection. Protection from what? Zee Germans? What's to stop it from blowing your bollocks off every time you sit down?
You're not exactly Mr. Current Affairs, are you Tommy? Mad Fist went mad and The Gun shot himself.
I'd also like to see Steve doing Hitchcock's cameo, carrying a double bass in Strangers on a Train.
Not many people are named after a plane crash.
This is Tommy. He tells people he's named after a gun, but I know he's named after a famous 19th century ballet dancer.
Hurry up Tommy, before zee Germans get here.
Now, I know he looks like a fat ****er... well, he is a fat ****er... but he's dirty and he's dangerous.
What's happening with them sausages Charlie? Five minutes Turkish! Hang on, it was 2 minutes 5 minutes ago!
Fuck me hold tight what's that? It's me belt Turkish. No Tommy there's a gun in your trousers. What's a gun doing in your trousers? It's for protection. Protection from what? Zee Germans? What's to stop it from blowing your bollocks off every time you sit down?
You're not exactly Mr. Current Affairs, are you Tommy? Mad Fist went mad and The Gun shot himself.
I'd also like to see Steve doing Hitchcock's cameo, carrying a double bass in Strangers on a Train.