The rest of the mod team couldn't agree on how to announce this. Here are three versions:
Here at Maidenfans.com we work tirelessly to bring you the ultimate networked Iron Maiden fan experience. We believe moderation is the key to success, and so we are happy to welcome two new additions to our friendly and dynamic staff: Brigantium and mckindog. If we were you, we would welcome your new overlords.
Yours in benevolence,
The Management
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In the name of H, the generous, the merciful, the LigHt.
By the infallible wisdom of H, who is generous and merciful, and whose LigHt shineth upon us, We, the Moderator Team, have come to the conclusion that it is by His will and grace, that, to continue Our quest for enlightenment and Our service to protect this board from harm and terror, from ignorance, jealousy and flame, and to broaden the scope and power of Our ever-growing, blooming and thriving community, and to appease the LigHt to continue shining upon us, Our ranks have been voided by the growth of the board and the great events we are facing, as willed and commanded by H, for truly He is generous and merciful. And thus We, enlightened and empowered by H, for He is generous and merciful, have been blessed with the knowledge and insight by which We decree, in the name of H, the generous and merciful, the keeper of knowledge and the LigHt, that the voids in Our ranks shall be filled by two, whose names shall herein be: Brigantium of Eburacum and mckindog of Vancuverium, for truly H is wise and all-knowing and blessed be He and all who speak His name. And they shall be a part of the Moderator Team for now and all times, as He hath foreseen and decreed. And shall they further Our knowledge and fame, and shall they keep the demons at bay and shall they avert all evil and all flame from Our board, Our community and from all upon which His LigHt shineth on. And there shall be joy and happiness, and our community shall continue to thrive and bloom for His wisdom, generosity and mercy, and may His LigHt shine upon us now and for all time.
In the name of H, the generous, the merciful, the LigHt, by the year MMXV and the year of the LigHt LVIII.
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In recognition that a bunch of you little shits are already pissing us off, we have decided to add two new names to the Moderation Team: mckindog and Brigantium. We have selected them because they are just as mean as us.
May H have mercy on your souls.
The moderators have spoken. Brigantium and mckindog now have full mod powers. The mod team is now fully staffed for The Book of Souls.
Congratulations and welcome, Brig and mack!
Here at Maidenfans.com we work tirelessly to bring you the ultimate networked Iron Maiden fan experience. We believe moderation is the key to success, and so we are happy to welcome two new additions to our friendly and dynamic staff: Brigantium and mckindog. If we were you, we would welcome your new overlords.
Yours in benevolence,
The Management
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In the name of H, the generous, the merciful, the LigHt.
By the infallible wisdom of H, who is generous and merciful, and whose LigHt shineth upon us, We, the Moderator Team, have come to the conclusion that it is by His will and grace, that, to continue Our quest for enlightenment and Our service to protect this board from harm and terror, from ignorance, jealousy and flame, and to broaden the scope and power of Our ever-growing, blooming and thriving community, and to appease the LigHt to continue shining upon us, Our ranks have been voided by the growth of the board and the great events we are facing, as willed and commanded by H, for truly He is generous and merciful. And thus We, enlightened and empowered by H, for He is generous and merciful, have been blessed with the knowledge and insight by which We decree, in the name of H, the generous and merciful, the keeper of knowledge and the LigHt, that the voids in Our ranks shall be filled by two, whose names shall herein be: Brigantium of Eburacum and mckindog of Vancuverium, for truly H is wise and all-knowing and blessed be He and all who speak His name. And they shall be a part of the Moderator Team for now and all times, as He hath foreseen and decreed. And shall they further Our knowledge and fame, and shall they keep the demons at bay and shall they avert all evil and all flame from Our board, Our community and from all upon which His LigHt shineth on. And there shall be joy and happiness, and our community shall continue to thrive and bloom for His wisdom, generosity and mercy, and may His LigHt shine upon us now and for all time.
In the name of H, the generous, the merciful, the LigHt, by the year MMXV and the year of the LigHt LVIII.
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In recognition that a bunch of you little shits are already pissing us off, we have decided to add two new names to the Moderation Team: mckindog and Brigantium. We have selected them because they are just as mean as us.
May H have mercy on your souls.
The moderators have spoken. Brigantium and mckindog now have full mod powers. The mod team is now fully staffed for The Book of Souls.
Congratulations and welcome, Brig and mack!
