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Today it's independence day in USA. As part of the celebration the Federal Reserve has decided to release new one dollar bills to fight the decay of the youth.
I decide to call up the Chariman of the board for Federal Reserve, Ben Bernanke, for a comment.
As response to why changing the dollar bills, Ben Bernanke said:
"Our main objective is obvioulsy to keep the currency stable, but also to keep the country stable. One way to do that is to follow closely what is happening around us and keeping up with time. We need to be quick to respond to fluctations within the economical field as well as with the society in general."
Ben Bernanke continues:
"What we have recently noticed is some disturbing flucations amongst the youth of the nation towards crappy music. The rising amount of Beliebers, Directioneers and snap shot Instagramoholics are a serious threat to our country and the stability of our currency."
Me:
"I understand your concern for the future of America. What is FED going to do about it?"
Ben:
"We need to stop this before the bad taste and ignorance gets too wide spread. We need to give these people a new route. We need to give them a stable foundation to stand on and bring back some of the old values."
The chaiman of the board, Ben Bernanke, then comes to the following conclusion:
"What we, the members of the board, have found is that the people with the right values and taste, already standing on a solid foundation, the people who already are on the right path, are the Metalheads, the followers of hardrock and heavy metal music."
...and finally Chairman Bernanke talks about the solution:
"As a first step on the path to re-programing this group of people, we have decided to take help from the honourable members of the metal community by printing one of their biggest icons - Eddie - on our new dollar bills. So now every time the misled buy the latest product by Justin Bieber, they will think of Eddie and the sound values of the metal community. Slowly they will come to their senses and start acting like normal people."
Me:
Wow! This really sounds like a step in the right direction Ben. You said this was the first step. What other steps will you take in this matter?"
Ben:
"Yes, we believe it is the right direction to go. We are also working with other departments concerning this issue and will in short be able to present more steps towards a better America."
Ben again:
"We wanted to bring in some of the big companies into this and have been in contact with both Microsoft and Apple and one thing I can leak from the discussions this far is that the new starting page on both Internet Explorer and Safari will be - www.ironmaidenlive.com - to give the kids a good start of the day. This is highly confidential still so keep it for yourself, will you"
Me:
"Thanks a lot Mr Chairman. I look forward to seeing the effects of this first steps and what you have in store for the future"
Ben:
"Rock on!"
..............................
As a metalhead myself I do have to say I was a bit surprised over the answers from the Chairman of the Federal Reserve.
I guess this just says that we are on the right path and that we should keep on rockin in the free world. ;-)
I decide to call up the Chariman of the board for Federal Reserve, Ben Bernanke, for a comment.
As response to why changing the dollar bills, Ben Bernanke said:
"Our main objective is obvioulsy to keep the currency stable, but also to keep the country stable. One way to do that is to follow closely what is happening around us and keeping up with time. We need to be quick to respond to fluctations within the economical field as well as with the society in general."
Ben Bernanke continues:
"What we have recently noticed is some disturbing flucations amongst the youth of the nation towards crappy music. The rising amount of Beliebers, Directioneers and snap shot Instagramoholics are a serious threat to our country and the stability of our currency."
Me:
"I understand your concern for the future of America. What is FED going to do about it?"
Ben:
"We need to stop this before the bad taste and ignorance gets too wide spread. We need to give these people a new route. We need to give them a stable foundation to stand on and bring back some of the old values."
The chaiman of the board, Ben Bernanke, then comes to the following conclusion:
"What we, the members of the board, have found is that the people with the right values and taste, already standing on a solid foundation, the people who already are on the right path, are the Metalheads, the followers of hardrock and heavy metal music."
...and finally Chairman Bernanke talks about the solution:
"As a first step on the path to re-programing this group of people, we have decided to take help from the honourable members of the metal community by printing one of their biggest icons - Eddie - on our new dollar bills. So now every time the misled buy the latest product by Justin Bieber, they will think of Eddie and the sound values of the metal community. Slowly they will come to their senses and start acting like normal people."
Me:
Wow! This really sounds like a step in the right direction Ben. You said this was the first step. What other steps will you take in this matter?"
Ben:
"Yes, we believe it is the right direction to go. We are also working with other departments concerning this issue and will in short be able to present more steps towards a better America."
Ben again:
"We wanted to bring in some of the big companies into this and have been in contact with both Microsoft and Apple and one thing I can leak from the discussions this far is that the new starting page on both Internet Explorer and Safari will be - www.ironmaidenlive.com - to give the kids a good start of the day. This is highly confidential still so keep it for yourself, will you"
Me:
"Thanks a lot Mr Chairman. I look forward to seeing the effects of this first steps and what you have in store for the future"
Ben:
"Rock on!"
..............................
As a metalhead myself I do have to say I was a bit surprised over the answers from the Chairman of the Federal Reserve.
I guess this just says that we are on the right path and that we should keep on rockin in the free world. ;-)
