"Mars For The Rich" has good energy, though I'm not fond of the intentionally noisy production. The singer isn't good, but he's not all that bad either. The vocal lines are alternately monotonous and pretty decent. I like the bass solo, if you ignore the production issues. A mixed bag overall, but pretty OK. "My Generation" is not my kind of jam. The stuttery lead vocals and the whiny, cheesy background vocals aren't very appealing. Some of the vocal melodies are alright, and the interlude in the middle is OK, but the outro is pretty awful, and this isn't the kind of thing I would ever intentionally listen to. Not big on either track, but still a pretty easy call for
@Spambot's nominee.
Winner: King Gizzard And The Lizard Wizard - "Mars For The Rich"
"Sol Invictus" sounds like a garage band that exclusively played Maiden covers trying to write an original song, but winding up with a kind of lame Maiden pastiche with some simplistic chugging replacing the gallop. The production is weak, the guitars are out of tune with each other (which makes the harmonies painful to listen to), and the singer is technically OK but thin, sounding like he's reading ChatGPT-generated fantasy lyrics off of a sheet of paper with bad phrasing and no conviction. The solos are good, though, and a lot of the vocal melodies are solid. The song is way too long, but if you ignore the production and performance issues and the blatant Maiden aping it's still pretty serviceable. "A Sorcerer's Pledge" has an appealingly maudlin intro, but the vocals are distractingly overwrought. When the song gets heavier it cycles through some decent grooves, perhaps a bit too quickly, but the vocal lines aren't all that great. The synthy interlude and vocal section toward the end is the best part of the track. The female vocal outro doesn't work for me at all. Well, that was another underwhelming round, and though I feel a bit icky voting for it, I think
@Perun's nominee worked a little better than its competitor.
Winner: Atlantean Kodex - "Sol Invictus"
"Into The Lungs Of Hell" is the song that got me into Megadeth. I'd probably heard a few other tracks in isolation before that, but they hadn't yet stuck with me at the time. My older brother had joined that Columbia CD club where he got 12 CDs for 1 cent, and the pile of discs showed up at our home while he was away at college. He told me I should listen to that brand new Megadeth album and make a copy for myself, so I put it on and I was absolutely blown away by this leadoff track. That booming reverb, the epic roller coaster of guitar melodies and notes falling like rain, and the mental picture it created of swirling downward through a maelstrom, ending with that huge explosion that rolled so wonderfully into "Set The World Afire". Once Mustaine started singing on the next track I was kind of put off by his voice, but "Into The Lungs Of Hell" was so good that it kept bringing me back, and I eventually got used to Mustaine's vocals and started devouring their earlier material too. I still love the song to this day, and it was awesome to see it performed live by the Kings Of Thrash. "Unconditional" has kind of an interesting opening riff that's both bright and dark and has some dissonance to it. That feel carries over a bit into the rest of the song, too. The singer isn't good, but he's still less annoying than Tom Araya. The vocal melodies are mostly lame, and those weird, vaguely orchestral synths that show up occasionally don't seem to fit. The song is musically interesting, but not all that coherent -- still pretty OK overall, though. But sorry,
@srfc, that's nowhere near enough to get me to vote against my own nominee here.
Winner: Megadeth - "Into The Lungs Of Hell"
As I noted in the Crusade Of Epics, “Graves” is suitably epic and noodly, and goes on a great journey through light and shade that’s never boring. I especially liked the Gregorian chant section toward the middle and the sax solos toward the end. They do have some elements that are a bit twee, but they also stay challenging without ever devolving into masturbatory prog excess, which can be a hard line to walk. "Master's Apprentices" lost me within the first minute as soon as Åkerfeldt opened his mouth with that incredibly grating, extra-coarse Cookie Monster impression of his. The first couple minutes of the track are pretty boring, but then the proggier instrumentals come in and the music stays pretty interesting afterward. Yes, tease me with splashes of great clean vocals and show me how much better this track could have been without the Sesame Street posing. Listening to Opeth is like dating a bipolar girl who's the greatest thing in the world when she's manic, but unacceptably awful when she's depressive, and the mood swings are directly tied to Åkerfeldt's vocal mode. Oh, what could have been. Sorry,
@Mosh, but this is a very easy call for
@Shmoolikipod's nominee.
Winner: Caligula's Horse - "Graves"
"Fistfucking God's Planet" is an undeniably great song title, but this potbanging noise with Gollum cackling on top of it is just fistfucking my eardrums. Some of the guitar bits are kind of interesting, and the brief periods where the drummer lays off the PCP are certainly welcome. Kind of sad that the wartime sound effects at the end are the best part of the song. "Vildmarkens Förtrollande Stämmor" certainly has more melody and harmony out of the gate. Oh hey, clean vocals, even if they sound like the singer of the Crash Test Dummies. Some of these vocal melodies are pretty good, and I like the synthy interlude and melodic guitar lead. The chorus at the end conjures up images of a viking boat sea shanty or something. Pretty good. Sorry,
@Perun, but
@JudasMyGuide's nominee takes this one in a walk.
Winner: Vintersorg - "Vildmarkens Förtrollande Stämmor"
"Knightrider Of Doom" has a promising start with pipe organ and a coed choir -- this is the kind of cheese I can fully embrace. I'm less thrilled with the cheesy synths after the guitars kick in, but you've got to love Turilli's soloing. Aw fuck, here comes Fabio Lione -- I think this "Knightrider" would literally sound better with David Hasselhoff singing. God, I can't stand Lione's voice. The lyrics are poorly phrased and cheesy as hell, but the music is strong as always. "Woolgatherer" has a surprisingly gentle opening, then goes all epic and airy, alternating between heaviness and gentleness. The occasional Cookie Monster parts are wholly unnecessary, but at least they're lower in the mix so they're less grating than usual. The cut time drumming is done in a less annoying way too, and it's used sparingly. The song is
way longer than it needs to be (I started checking the clock around the 8 and a half minute mark), but there are a number of cool parts in it, like the very proggy solo around minute 10 and the big choral business around minute 12. Well, this is a quandary. Do I reward the shorter, punchier track with the bad vocalist and a bit too much cheese, or the incredibly ambitious but way too overblown track that has mostly solid vocals, but with a side order of Cookie Monster cut-time bullshit? Sorry,
@JudasMyGuide, I guess I really
do hate Fabio Lione enough to tip the balance to
@Shmoolikipod's nominee here.
Winner: Wilderun - "Woolgatherer"