The greatest bands that never existed

SinisterMinisterX

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We've all heard stories about supergroups that were rumored to be forming, only to fall apart before anything interesting happened. Here are three of the greatest might-have-beens in rock history.


1. The Ladders

Lineup:
  • John Lennon, guitar and lead vocals
  • George Harrison, guitar and lead vocals
  • Billy Preston, keyboards
  • Klaus Voormann, bass
  • Ringo Starr, drums and lead vocals

To begin this story, you need to know about Klaus Voormann. He was an old friend of The Beatles, having met them in Hamburg in 1960 (long before they were famous). He was a graphic designer; the most famous album cover he designed was the Beatles' Revolver. He was also a bassist, playing in Manfred Mann's band in the 1960s as well as random session work.

The Beatles officially broke up on April 10, 1970 (though they had been falling apart for at least a year before this). At the time, Paul McCartney was the "bad guy" in the band - he had done some things to screw up their business and legal affairs, so the other three Beatles wanted nothing to do with him. However, the other three (John Lennon, George Harrison and Ringo Starr) were still on good terms amongst themselves.

Given the above facts, it was rumored that the three ex-Beatles would recruit their old friend Klaus and form a new band called The Ladders - effectively, continuing The Beatles without McCartney. Here's what Wikipedia says about it (in their article about Klaus Voormann):

"After the breakup of The Beatles, there were rumours of The Beatles reforming as The Ladders, with Voormann on bass as a replacement for Paul McCartney. An announcement to this effect filtered out of the Apple offices in 1971, but was ultimately withdrawn before it got very far. This lineup (Voormann, Lennon, Harrison and Starr) did perform in various combinations ... Starr's album [Ringo, 1973] features the Lennon-penned hit single "I'm The Greatest" which is the only song in which all four musicians appear together, joined by Billy Preston."

It's worth noting that Billy Preston, a talented keyboard player, was also close to the Beatles, appearing on the song "Get Back". There were some rumors that, had the Beatles continued, Preston might have joined as the fifth Beatle. It's not unreasonable to speculate that, had The Ladders really got going, Preston might have joined that band.

Bottom line: It was almost The Beatles, Part II - but without McCartney's silly, sappy, syrupy songs. This outfit would likely have had a rawer, harder rocking edge on much of their material.


2. HELP

Lineup:
  • Jimi Hendrix, guitar and lead vocals
  • Keith Emerson, keyboards
  • Greg Lake, bass and lead vocals
  • Carl Palmer, drums

Progressive rock fans will recognize the latter three-quarters of this band as Emerson, Lake & Palmer (ELP). What's not quite as well-known is that they almost had a guitarist. Not just any guitarist, but the guy who (at that time) was probably the greatest guitarist on the planet: Jimi Hendrix.

Keith Emerson and Greg Lake - each already famous from prior bands like The Nice and King Crimson - had already decided to form a new band. Meanwhile, Hendrix was wrapping up his Band Of Gypsys project and looking for something new. Emerson and Lake contacted Hendrix's drummer, Mitch Mitchell, about joining. He declined, but passed the idea on to Hendrix. Here's how Greg Lake tells the story:

"Yeah, that story is indeed true, to some degree...Mitch Mitchell had told Jimi about us and he said he wanted to explore the idea. Even after Mitch was long out of the picture and we had already settled on Carl, talk about working with Jimi continued. We were supposed to get together and jam with him around August or September of 1970, but he died before we could put it together."

Bottom line: Three of the most skilled progressive rockers ever, plus the psychedelia and soul of Hendrix ... the result could have been strange and exciting.


3. XYZ

Lineup:
  • Robert Plant, lead vocals
  • Jimmy Page, guitar
  • Chris Squire, bass
  • Alan White, drums

In 1981, two world-famous bands had just broken up. Led Zeppelin had decided not to continue after the death of John Bonham. Yes had split after the dismal failure of the Drama album. Squire and White started a new band with Jimmy Page and began some recording sessions. The band's name, XYZ, stood for Ex-Yes and Zeppelin.

Soon, they decided they wanted Plant as their singer. They called him down to the studio to hear the tracks. However, Plant declined to join the band, saying the music was too complex. This makes sense, given Plant's well-known love of blues and roots-rock - not exactly what you'd expect from the rhythm section of Yes.

After Plant decided not to join, Page abandoned the project. Squire and White recruited other musicians and called their new band Cinema. When Jon Anderson (the singer from Yes) joined Cinema a couple of years later, they changed their name back to Yes.

The demos recorded by XYZ are reportedly available as extremely rare bootlegs. If you want to hear what it might have sounded like, get a copy of the astoundingly good 1997 Yes song "Mind Drive", large parts of which were taken from the XYZ songs.

Bottom line: It would have been great to see the Plant/Page songwriting team continue, but something about the wildly different styles of Yes and Zeppelin suggests that this project would have been doomed to break up eventually anyway.


An invitation:

There are many more almost-supergroup stories in the history of rock music. I know of several others, though the caliber of musicians in these three almost-bands sets them above the rest.  In time, I may post about more such almost-supergroups. But first, I'd like to hear some similar stories from the rest of you. I'm sure that you guys know about groups like this which I've never heard of. So assemble your data and share what might have been with the rest of us!
 
Very interesting read, thanks for opening the thread, SMX.

Here's one from the top of my head:

Some time in 1983, Brian May, of Queen fame, hung around in Los Angeles with too much spare time. He decided to call up some of his friends who were also in town, namely Eddie Van Halen, Alan Gratzer (Drums, REO Speedwagon), Phil Chen (Bass, Jeff Beck, Rod Stewart) and Fred Mandel (Keyboards, played with Queen later on). Obviously, Van Halen is the most prominent of the lot, but the others were quite illustrious session musicians at the time. They decided, just for fun, to play a hard rock version of the title theme to a television series called Star Fleet that was popular at that time, and ended up playing and recording two further bluesy hard rock numbers (May was on vocals, and Roger Taylor provided some backup vocals later on). May later got convinced of releasing the recordings on the LP Star Fleet Project, the artist name being "Brian May And Friends". Unfortunately, the group never got together again to record anything, but this one LP is really worth having for any hard rock fan. It's got a very nice bluesy edge, and is obviously very guitar-oriented, but the record is pure fun.

I'll try to think of some more.
 
Wasn't it rumored like, a few years ago that Bruce, Geoff Tate, and Rob Halford were going to try and record an album together? I think I might have read that somewhere...

Talk about a load of voices! Wow... :yey:
 
Powergirl81 said:
Wasn't it rumored like, a few years ago that Bruce, Geoff Tate, and Rob Halford were going to try and record an album together? I think I might have read that somewhere...

Talk about a load of voices! Wow... :yey:

That would have been a side project for each of the three singers, who remained commited to their respective bands. Many singers and other musicians team up and record something together that never intends to receive a sequel, especially if they are several musicians of the same trade- you can't really call that a "band", either.
 
Everyone knows by now that while Michael Anthony is no longer in Van Halen, he's still close friends with Sammy Hagar. I mentioned in the Van Halen reunion thread that Sammy and Michael had worked on a few projects together. One of these belongs in this thread...

Planet Us

Lineup:
  • Sammy Hagar, guitar and lead vocals
  • Neal Schon, guitar
  • Joe Satriani, guitar
  • Michael Anthony, bass
  • Deen Castronovo, drums

By 2002, Sammy Hagar and Neal Schon had already known each other for a long time. They had even done a previous side project together - HSAS in 1984. They each brought a buddy to this band: Sammy brought Michael from Van Halen, while Neal brought Deen from Journey.

They wrote two songs, neither of which ever got released. They played live four times, performing their two songs. The final performance was on a live radio broadcast, where they introduced Joe Satriani (!!!) as their new lead guitarist.

It's important to note (in line with what Perun said about bands vs. side projects) that Planet Us was apparently intended to be a full-time band by the five members. However, they broke up when Sammy and Michael chose to participate in the 2004 Van Halen tour.

Bottom line: This could have been a monster. Sammy's excellent songwriting, paired with Schon's great melodic sense and Satch's guitar fireworks. It  certainly would have blown either Van Halen or Journey out of the water.

An interesting note: Sammy and Michael are reported to be involved in another new project called Chickenhead, with the third band member being Red Hot Chili Peppers drummer Chad Smith. Nothing has been released yet, and this is almost certainly just a side project instead of a full-time band. But Chad Smith is one of the most underrated drummers in rock, so it should be good if it ever gets going.
 
Sid Presley Experience - a genuine band paying tribute to three legends in Rock. Imagine that for real, Elvis on vocals, Sid Vicious on Bass and Jimi Hendrix on guitar (perhaps our Sid could double up as the drummer as well - after all, he was the drummer for Siouxsie And The Banshees before he joined the Pistols).

But in reality - it would not work.

As a proper super group that never existed, well - I think I'll dream up a Thrash super group. I'll not attach an imaginary story with it but I will give a reason for having them in this band.

Vocals: Russ Anderson - one of the genre's better vocalists although it has been pointed out (by Hunlord) that he has lost his way of late. But in his prime, few were able to match him.

Guitar: Nige Rockett - The man is a top class songwriter and lyricist and the band needs this.

Guitar: James Hetfield - Just to back up in the song writing department, we need this man also.

And with Rockett taking the lead and Hetfield on rhythm and both filling in with the solo's, this guitar duo would be pretty damn good in my opinion. And just imagine the riffs the pair could dream up.

Bass: Dave Ellefson - If the bassist dares use a pick, he's out. So we will have the man from 'Deth. Now, I did think of using Frank Bello to add the 'Arry look to the band while performing live, but thought Ellefson the better man for the job.

Drums: Dave Lombardo - the band's music will have pace in abundance and the drummer needs to be able to keep up, so who better?
 
Albie said:
I think I'll dream up a Thrash super group. I'll not attach an imaginary story with it...

Maybe I'm misinterpreting your post, Albie, but the stories I told are not imaginary. They are entirely true.

This thread is NOT about "describe your dream band".

This thread is about famous musicians who actually wanted to form a new, full-time band together (not a side project), but for whatever reason, the band never got going.

Sorry if I'm sounding a bit stern, but I'm genuinely interested in hearing about such "near misses", if anyone knows of any more.
 
Would Badfinger count? Not made up of super musicians, but they were hand-picked and produced by the Beatles, well Paul McCartney and they just fell apart not long after their first release... If I remember correctly.
 
I remember reading that Rolling Stones guitarist Brian Jones first line up was in a band called The Alexis Korner band.  It featured Jones and Korner, future Manfred Mann singer Paul Jones, future Cream bassist Jack Bruce.  They were a rhythm and blues band playing the circuit in early 60's.  Brian Jones learned all he could from his new band members and then went and befriended them.  Jones went on to form a new band in the same circuit as his previous band members.  He recruited Mick Jagger and Ian stewart to form his new band.  Jagger, then introduced them to his friend Keith Richards.

ORIGINAL LINE UP FOR THE ROLLING STONES: 1962/First show was at the Marquee Club.

Mick Jagger-vocals
Brian Jones-guitar
Keith Richards-guitar
Ian Stewart-keyboards/piano
Dick Taylor-bass
Tony Chapman-drums

This never was and they ceased to exist as this original line up. 

*Dick Taylor went on to form "The Pretty Things" who had various hits in the UK and Germany.  However they never had a hit in the US as oppossed to The Stones and Beatles success.

*Ian Stewart (considered the sixth Stone) was never replaced by anyone in the OG line up.  He continued with The Rolling Stones as road Manager and keyboard/piano player for decades until his death in 1985.  He died in a clinic waiting room, while waiting for treatment of alleged chest pains he was having.  He was suppose to meet Keith Richards after that appointment to talk about the up coming tour with The Stones.  That is messed up!

*Tony Chapman-Nothing ever came from Tony musically after the stint with the Stones.  I could not find any info on him or his where abouts?

Jones, Jagger and Richards did finally get it right by hiring Bill Wyman and Charlie Watts to form one of the greatest Rock N Roll bands: The Rolling Stones.

Brian Jones came up with the name (Rolling Stones) from a Muddy Waters song called The Rollin' Stone Blues, While in a panic on the phone with a venue owner.  He looked down at the ground and picked up the Waters album and just said um..well were called...um The Rolling Stones.  Classic!
The sad part about Jones is that he was the leader of the band and taught Jagger how to play the harmonica correctly and orchestrated the band to the fame they were all seeking.  Sadly what goes around comes around and in Brian's case Jagger befriended him and axed him out of *his* own band.  (Just like Jones did with the Alexis Korner band) Mick became the forefront of the band and that was the end of Brian. 
Jones died on July 3rd, 1969.  He drowned in his own pool.  Some say it was a suicide, others say it was murder?  Jim Morrison (the Doors) who wrote a poem for Brian after his death died 2 years later on the same day as Jones did. 
 
Onhell said:
Would Badfinger count? ... they just fell apart not long after their first release... If I remember correctly.

Sorry, you don't remember correctly. Badfinger had at least three albums that I know of, and I suspect more.
 
Perhaps the most notorious achievement of Live Aid -next to the millions raised for starving people in Africa, of course- was the one-off reunion of Led Zeppelin. Robert Plant, Jimmy Page and John Paul Jones got onstage again, together with Paul Martinez (Bass, of Robert Plant's band) and Tony Thompson (Drums, Chic, The Power Station). Thompson got replaced by Phil Collins during the gig.
The gig consisted of Rock 'n' Roll, Whole Lotta Love and Stairway To Heaven. The band later commented that it was a terrible gig; Page's guitar was out of tune and Plant sung terribly. However, Page, Plang, Jones and Thompson got together again six months later near Bath to have some rehearsals. Plant confirmed that new material was rehearsed, which, according to him, sounded like a mixture of David Byrne and Hüsker Dü. Nobody quite knew what they were up to, and the band split after Thompson got involved in a car crash, leaving the rest to play with a roadie, and later a drum computer.
Could it have been Led Zeppelin Mk. II?
 
SinisterMinisterX said:
Maybe I'm misinterpreting your post, Albie, but the stories I told are not imaginary. They are entirely true.
Sorry, that was a case of me not paying much attention to the initial purpose of the thread. I have to admit I do sometimes just scan posts to pick out the highlights...and on this occasion, I got it wrong. Sounds like a bit of a cop-out, but at times I genuinely do have the odd "off on a tangent" mode when reading.
 
char_da_harlot said:
Brian Jones came up with the name (Rolling Stones) from a Muddy Waters song called The Rollin' Stone Blues, While in a panic on the phone with a venue owner.  He looked down at the ground and picked up the Waters album and just said um..well were called...um The Rolling Stones.  Classic!

I don't think it exists this exact title
...
at least three M.Waters songs contain the rolling stone inside :

-mannish boy
-rolling stone
-Hoochie Coochie Man

...maybe you were meaning the second one ?
 
Your right.  However the song itself (rollin' stone) was also known as "catfish blues"  back in the day.  Thats what I read in one of my Stones book.  Maybe a mixture of both?  Things were different back then so who's to say what was what? 
 
Albie said:
Sid Presley Experience - a genuine band paying tribute to three legends in Rock. Imagine that for real, Elvis on vocals, Sid Vicious on Bass and Jimi Hendrix on guitar (perhaps our Sid could double up as the drummer as well - after all, he was the drummer for Siouxsie And The Banshees before he joined the Pistols).

There actually was a band called the Sid Presley Experience. They evolved into The Godfathers, who had a few minor hits in the late 80's/early 90's (Birth, School, Work, Death... Love is Dead... Unreal World).
 
Wow! Thank you very much, Richie! I remember "Birth School Work Death" - great song. But I couldn't remember who played it. Now that I know, I can try to find that song again.
 
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