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...or bike, swim, hike, walk, kayak, climb, etc.
It can be any kind of race: it can be your local city 1 mile fun run, 100 meters swim challenge or bike through your street - as long as it has a start, a finish and other people participating.
Why? We all know physical activities have benefits, but I guess I really need to name them, so here it goes:
Still not convinced? Fine. There will be a raffle.
How to Enter:
Simply participate in any kind of race (any sport, any distance, any time) and gain 1 entry.
Since this is a public forum and everyone values privacy, we’ll go with the honor system.
You don’t even need to name the race, place, or date - just post something like: "Ran 5K last week, took me around 30 minutes."
Thinking of cheating? Let me remind you of what your teachers told you when they caught you with a cheat sheet: "You're only cheating yourself."
But honestly, I wouldn’t blame you - not after you see the prizes.
PERSONALIZED MEME!
Imagine opening your messages on MaidenFans forum and there it is - personalized meme. Without a watermark! I'll take a full 5 minutes of my day and try to find the moment you disgraced yourself the most on this forum and turn it into a masterpiece.
LYRICS FOR YOUR OWN SONG!
For this endeavour, I'll partner up with my companionChatGPT @Diesel 11 and we will come up with a song about your achievement written in the style of the artist you despised the most. You didn't know how much you needed this in your life until I told you, did ya?
HANDWRITTEN LETTER OF APOLOGY!
Do I need to say more?! Handwritten, written by my own hand, you will be addressed and asked for forgiveness with a letter written by my own hand, handwritten. Are you still reading this or did you already sprint out of your door, preparing for your race?
tl;dr - Literally "Run for Your Live" - Maiden themselves are telling you to do it.
On a more serious note, this is an attempt to share my love for running and trails, something I’ve picked up in the past year. After years of doing nothing, I finally got back into running, took on some incredible races, dropped bad habits, and - somewhere along the way - started feeling better.
I know it seems hard, dull, and maybe even pointless at first. But trust me - there’s something about crossing a finish line, whether you're gasping for air after a 5K or casually strolling through a charity walk, that gives you a real sense of accomplishment. And that feeling? It sticks. Even better, you might find yourself craving more (like I did).
What starts as a single race could turn into a habit, a challenge, or even a passion. And if not? At least you gave it a shot - and maybe walked away with a ridiculous meme to show for it.
Now, go find your race. I’ll be waiting at the finish line! (metaphorically, of course)
The Challenge
Starting today until August 2nd—pick up a sport or fitness activity (if you haven’t already) and participate in a race.It can be any kind of race: it can be your local city 1 mile fun run, 100 meters swim challenge or bike through your street - as long as it has a start, a finish and other people participating.
Why? We all know physical activities have benefits, but I guess I really need to name them, so here it goes:
FEEL BETTER!
Stop hating yourself - hate me instead! While you’re out there sweating your ass off, you won’t have time to think about all the wrong choices you made in Iron Maiden Survivors. No, you’ll hate the idiot who convinced you to do this - and I’ll gladly take the blame.BECOME MORE INTERESTING!
Let’s face it - your fantasy setlists aren’t impressing anybody. Your sports achievements? Yeah, those won’t impress anyone either, but at least now you have two subjects to talk about!OUTLIVE YOUR ENEMIES!
There’s nothing more satisfying than living a healthy life, showing up at the funeral of someone you had a dispute with, and smirking over their tombstone, thinking: "Call Brave New World overrated now, punk!"Still not convinced? Fine. There will be a raffle.
How to Enter:
Simply participate in any kind of race (any sport, any distance, any time) and gain 1 entry.
Since this is a public forum and everyone values privacy, we’ll go with the honor system.
You don’t even need to name the race, place, or date - just post something like: "Ran 5K last week, took me around 30 minutes."
Thinking of cheating? Let me remind you of what your teachers told you when they caught you with a cheat sheet: "You're only cheating yourself."
But honestly, I wouldn’t blame you - not after you see the prizes.
PERSONALIZED MEME!
Imagine opening your messages on MaidenFans forum and there it is - personalized meme. Without a watermark! I'll take a full 5 minutes of my day and try to find the moment you disgraced yourself the most on this forum and turn it into a masterpiece.
LYRICS FOR YOUR OWN SONG!
For this endeavour, I'll partner up with my companion
HANDWRITTEN LETTER OF APOLOGY!
Do I need to say more?! Handwritten, written by my own hand, you will be addressed and asked for forgiveness with a letter written by my own hand, handwritten. Are you still reading this or did you already sprint out of your door, preparing for your race?
tl;dr - Literally "Run for Your Live" - Maiden themselves are telling you to do it.
On a more serious note, this is an attempt to share my love for running and trails, something I’ve picked up in the past year. After years of doing nothing, I finally got back into running, took on some incredible races, dropped bad habits, and - somewhere along the way - started feeling better.
I know it seems hard, dull, and maybe even pointless at first. But trust me - there’s something about crossing a finish line, whether you're gasping for air after a 5K or casually strolling through a charity walk, that gives you a real sense of accomplishment. And that feeling? It sticks. Even better, you might find yourself craving more (like I did).
What starts as a single race could turn into a habit, a challenge, or even a passion. And if not? At least you gave it a shot - and maybe walked away with a ridiculous meme to show for it.
Now, go find your race. I’ll be waiting at the finish line! (metaphorically, of course)
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And I do brisk walking four to five times a week (7-10 km)
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