News From The Enlightened Comrade

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The Enlightened Comrade Kim Jong Il has announced nuclear tests to officially declare the Fortunate Democratic Republic of the Happy part of Korea (FDRHPK), also known as Rainbow Country, a nuclear power. The world reacts in shock, and old propaganda phrases like "The Madman With The Bomb" are used again.

Am I the only one who thought those were good news?

The world puts on its distortion goggles again in order to deny seeing what a beautiful person The Enlightened Comrade Kim Jong Il is. He is doing everything to protect his comrades of the FDRHPK from the evil outsiders. Japan, the USA and the Unfortunate Dictature of the Unhappy part of Korea (UDUPK) are only envious. Envious of the happiness and fortune of Rainbow Country. Envious of a country that has leaders who give warmth and love to their people. Envious of a country in which the people are free of capitalist imperialism and delusions of the Western "Civilisation". And envious of a man who is the pure good incarnated and who would hug and kiss everyone in the world if he could.
So what can The Enlightened Comrade Kim Jong Il do other than try and protect his country and his people? Everybody knows that not even the monsters sitting in Washington DC or Tokyo are stupid enough to attack a country that possesses nuclear arms.
Trust me, The Enlightened Comrade Kim Jong Il hates nuclear weapons, but he considers them a necessary evil -the only one ever in Rainbow Country- to protect his people.
If anybody ever attacked his country, he would be the first one to run into the enemy lines, but he hopes this will never happen. He despises all violence, and he is so considerate of his people that he'd live as long as possible for them instead of forcing an early death that makes him unable to serve them any further.

It is not The Enlightened Comrade's fault that everybody in the world is too paranoid to accept that there is real good in the world.


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I'm afraid it sounds like if there was some sort of competition between Iran and North Corea...
But as a French I should shut up since Chirac resumed our own nuclear tests in 1995 precisely for the 50th anniversary of Hiroshima  & Nagazaki bombings... A shame  :(
 
Wow, the supersize bottle. There was me stuck with the regular size. :huh:
 
Albie said:
Wow, the supersize bottle. There was me stuck with the regular size. :huh:
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Come on, mate. You should know that size doesn't matter!  :P
 
The regular size also has the "new improved" formula - that does not work. :(
 
Well, as a housewife I can say that it's nice to have a larger sized bottle at home. And also, gentlemen, don't underestimate the shape. :)


Btw, Kim's kissable lips amaze me each time I see them. Thanks, Per! :innocent:
 
Hunlord said:
Punish them for making possibly the most retarded film I have ever seen :mad:.
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Two words:
Pearl
Harbour

THERE IS A U IN HARBOUR!

You see, Kim Jong Il doesn't have these kinds of problems-his people speak a beautiful, perfect language, which captures the sound of a waterfall in spring.  And they always have a smile on their pearly teeth.
 
No, Raven. You''re culturally insensative if you don't accept that the American dialect of English his different spellings. Since Pearl Harbor is a proper name, even a "translated" version shown in the UK wouldn't change the spelling.
 
IronDuke said:
No, Raven. You''re culturally insensative if you don't accept that the American dialect of English his different spellings. Since Pearl Harbor is a proper name, even a "translated" version shown in the UK wouldn't change the spelling.
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I realise that the place name is American, I was just ranting about American spelling in general...as usual.
 
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