Latest terrorist threat

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IronDuke

Ancient Mariner
I just heard on the radio that the US Department of Homeland Security (DoHS! hehe...I just thought that up...dohs!) has announced the latest terrorist threat.

Homeless bums.
That's right....bums.
They're saying terrorists might be dressing as homeless people in order to get espionage on certain buildings and near enough to cause damage to them.

No, don't get me wrong - I'm all for practicing constant vigilance, especially in these unsure times. America is under constant terrorist threat, no question. BUT, think for a minute how many bums there are in a major US city. Then think how many hyper-sensative trigger happy nutjobs out there are carrying a concealed weapon.

The ratios just aren't looking good here.

If one of those bums happens to have an accent.....well, I wonder how many questions will be asked?
 
The paranoia is getting ridiculous... soon they'll start fearing their own grandmothers..sheesh
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I'm just glad my country's so fucked up, even terrorists avoid it [!--emo&:)--][img src=\'style_emoticons/[#EMO_DIR#]/smile.gif\' border=\'0\' style=\'vertical-align:middle\' alt=\'smile.gif\' /][!--endemo--]
 
[!--QuoteBegin-IronDuke+Aug 22 2005, 08:53 PM--][div class=\'quotetop\']QUOTE(IronDuke @ Aug 22 2005, 08:53 PM)[/div][div class=\'quotemain\'][!--QuoteEBegin--]Homeless bums.
That's right....bums.
They're saying terrorists might be dressing as homeless people in order to get espionage on certain buildings and near enough to cause damage to them.
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Terrorists are not the only ones to use this strategy! On random ticket controlls on the local trains here in Oslo, the train-officers dress up like bums, or cover themselves up with big clothes and even Burkhas(not sure if that is what it is called, but you know those clothes/sheets muslim women wear to cover themselves up with....)!! and then all of the sudden the leap out of their costumes, closes all the exits and check the tickets! It is very efficiant...
 
[!--QuoteBegin-DeadlySinner+Sep 7 2005, 06:41 PM--][div class=\'quotetop\']QUOTE(DeadlySinner @ Sep 7 2005, 06:41 PM)[/div][div class=\'quotemain\'][!--QuoteEBegin--]Terrorists are not the only ones to use this strategy! On random ticket controlls on the local trains here in Oslo, the train-officers dress up like bums, or cover themselves up with big clothes and even Burkhas(not sure if that is what it is called, but you know those clothes/sheets muslim women wear to cover themselves up with....)!! and then all of the sudden the leap out of their costumes, closes all the exits and check the tickets! It is very efficiant...
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I hope you're making that up.
 
[!--QuoteBegin-DeadlySinner+Sep 7 2005, 03:41 PM--][div class=\'quotetop\']QUOTE(DeadlySinner @ Sep 7 2005, 03:41 PM)[/div][div class=\'quotemain\'][!--QuoteEBegin--]Terrorists are not the only ones to use this strategy! On random ticket controlls on the local trains here in Oslo, the train-officers dress up like bums, or cover themselves up with big clothes and even Burkhas(not sure if that is what it is called, but you know those clothes/sheets muslim women wear to cover themselves up with....)!! and then all of the sudden the leap out of their costumes, closes all the exits and check the tickets! It is very efficiant...
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That's kinda funny, actually
 
[!--QuoteBegin-Perun+Sep 7 2005, 08:37 PM--][div class=\'quotetop\']QUOTE(Perun @ Sep 7 2005, 08:37 PM)[/div][div class=\'quotemain\'][!--QuoteEBegin--]I hope you're making that up.
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No my friend [!--emo&:D--][img src=\'style_emoticons/[#EMO_DIR#]/biggrin.gif\' border=\'0\' style=\'vertical-align:middle\' alt=\'biggrin.gif\' /][!--endemo--] it's true
 
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