Keeping your arse clean...

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Would you pay [a href=\'http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=432&item=3871279139&rd=1\' target=\'_blank\']£40,000 for a bog roll[/a]? Apparently some people think you would! [!--emo&:blink:--][img src=\'style_emoticons/[#EMO_DIR#]/blink.gif\' border=\'0\' style=\'vertical-align:middle\' alt=\'blink.gif\' /][!--endemo--]
 
you have to understand Mav. that it not only is HISTORIC toilet paper, but also HOLY. For anything the Beatles used, touched or even rejected is to be treated as a sacred relic. [!--emo&:D--][img src=\'style_emoticons/[#EMO_DIR#]/biggrin.gif\' border=\'0\' style=\'vertical-align:middle\' alt=\'biggrin.gif\' /][!--endemo--]
 
Al least it aint been used... if so it would be more expensive for being more related to em [!--emo&:D--][img src=\'style_emoticons/[#EMO_DIR#]/biggrin.gif\' border=\'0\' style=\'vertical-align:middle\' alt=\'biggrin.gif\' /][!--endemo--]
 
What a load of shit [!--emo&;)--][img src=\'style_emoticons/[#EMO_DIR#]/wink.gif\' border=\'0\' style=\'vertical-align:middle\' alt=\'wink.gif\' /][!--endemo--] [!--emo&:D--][img src=\'style_emoticons/[#EMO_DIR#]/biggrin.gif\' border=\'0\' style=\'vertical-align:middle\' alt=\'biggrin.gif\' /][!--endemo--]
 
kin crap...lol [!--emo&:D--][img src=\'style_emoticons/[#EMO_DIR#]/biggrin.gif\' border=\'0\' style=\'vertical-align:middle\' alt=\'biggrin.gif\' /][!--endemo--]
 
maybe, if i had 40000 and holy arse to whipe. [!--emo&:duckie:--][img src=\'style_emoticons/[#EMO_DIR#]/duckie.gif\' border=\'0\' style=\'vertical-align:middle\' alt=\'duckie.gif\' /][!--endemo--]
 
This is certainly memorabilia gone too far.
Damn, they've even got quotes from a book about that toilet paper!
 
You think that's great? Well guess what? I've shared the same planet with not one...not two...but all of Iron Maiden's members!

Yeah, you'd better be impressed. Let's start the bidding for the air they possibly breathed at...oh, say, $10,000?
 
$11,000! [!--emo&:D--][img src=\'style_emoticons/[#EMO_DIR#]/biggrin.gif\' border=\'0\' style=\'vertical-align:middle\' alt=\'biggrin.gif\' /][!--endemo--]
 
Air?! Pfft, I still have SWEAT! on my hand from when I shook hands with every member after their 2000 gig. I have surgically removed my hand (fancy wording for I chopped it off with an axe) and I say the biding starts at 12,000 US of A Dollars. And yes I am typing with one hand [!--emo&:P--][img src=\'style_emoticons/[#EMO_DIR#]/tongue.gif\' border=\'0\' style=\'vertical-align:middle\' alt=\'tongue.gif\' /][!--endemo--]
 
Why didnt you get a 'Skywalker' brand hand? I hear they're good [!--emo&:D--][img src=\'style_emoticons/[#EMO_DIR#]/biggrin.gif\' border=\'0\' style=\'vertical-align:middle\' alt=\'biggrin.gif\' /][!--endemo--]
 
[!--QuoteBegin-The_7th_Son+Mar 9 2005, 04:13 PM--][div class=\'quotetop\']QUOTE(The_7th_Son @ Mar 9 2005, 04:13 PM)[/div][div class=\'quotemain\'][!--QuoteEBegin--]Why didnt you get a 'Skywalker' brand hand? I hear they're good [!--emo&:D--][img src=\'style_emoticons/[#EMO_DIR#]/biggrin.gif\' border=\'0\' style=\'vertical-align:middle\' alt=\'biggrin.gif\' /][!--endemo--]
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[/quote]Well, first you have to buy a time machine, which might prove to be somewhat difficult. [!--emo&:P--][img src=\'style_emoticons/[#EMO_DIR#]/tongue.gif\' border=\'0\' style=\'vertical-align:middle\' alt=\'tongue.gif\' /][!--endemo--]
 
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