Jesus may be dangerous to your health

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I couldn't stop laughing after I read [a href=\'http://tbrnews.org/Archives/a786.htm\' target=\'_blank\']this story[/a]. That person certainly deserves a Darwin Award! [!--emo&:lol:--][img src=\'style_emoticons/[#EMO_DIR#]/lol[1].gif\' border=\'0\' style=\'vertical-align:middle\' alt=\'lol[1].gif\' /][!--endemo--]
 
This is what happens when you let women get behind the wheel... [!--emo&:D--][img src=\'style_emoticons/[#EMO_DIR#]/biggrin.gif\' border=\'0\' style=\'vertical-align:middle\' alt=\'biggrin.gif\' /][!--endemo--]
 
read the article again SMX, she wasn't driving [!--emo&:D--][img src=\'style_emoticons/[#EMO_DIR#]/biggrin.gif\' border=\'0\' style=\'vertical-align:middle\' alt=\'biggrin.gif\' /][!--endemo--] I must admit.... that was HILARIOUS! Goes on to proove reality is stranger than fiction [!--emo&:D--][img src=\'style_emoticons/[#EMO_DIR#]/biggrin.gif\' border=\'0\' style=\'vertical-align:middle\' alt=\'biggrin.gif\' /][!--endemo--]
 
That was bloody hilarious! [!--emo&:lol:--][img src=\'style_emoticons/[#EMO_DIR#]/lol[1].gif\' border=\'0\' style=\'vertical-align:middle\' alt=\'lol[1].gif\' /][!--endemo--]
 
Some people these days...

Actually, apparently I sort of look like Jesus, but that's not enough to make people crash their cars over me. [!--emo&:(--][img src=\'style_emoticons/[#EMO_DIR#]/sad.gif\' border=\'0\' style=\'vertical-align:middle\' alt=\'sad.gif\' /][!--endemo--]
 
[!--QuoteBegin-Onhell+Jan 19 2005, 10:57 AM--][div class=\'quotetop\']QUOTE(Onhell @ Jan 19 2005, 10:57 AM)[/div][div class=\'quotemain\'][!--QuoteEBegin--]read the article again SMX, she wasn't driving [!--emo&:D--][img src=\'style_emoticons/[#EMO_DIR#]/biggrin.gif\' border=\'0\' style=\'vertical-align:middle\' alt=\'biggrin.gif\' /][!--endemo--]
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d'oh! [!--emo&:D--][img src=\'style_emoticons/[#EMO_DIR#]/biggrin.gif\' border=\'0\' style=\'vertical-align:middle\' alt=\'biggrin.gif\' /][!--endemo--]

That's what happens when I post first thing in the morning, before ingesting any caffeine.

The one and only Christian-related prayer I ever say:
"Jesus, save me from your followers."
 
That's a great prayer actually. Reminds me of gandhi who said something to the effect of Christianity is a good religion, but christians are not exactly good people.... I should look for the real quote hu? LOL
 
Hate to spoil the party, but the story Mav posted is [a href=\'http://www.snopes.com/religion/rapture.htm\' target=\'_blank\']completely false[/a].
 
Party pooper [!--emo&:D--][img src=\'style_emoticons/[#EMO_DIR#]/biggrin.gif\' border=\'0\' style=\'vertical-align:middle\' alt=\'biggrin.gif\' /][!--endemo--]
 
My brother looks exactly like the image we've been given of Jesus but he never cause anything like that. he is getting called Jesus on the street a lot, though
 
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