Hystoria, my T-shirt "shop"!!

Onhell

Onhell

Infinite Dreamer
Hello guys. Four years ago I was talking to LC on MSN and somehow (can't remember exactly how for the life of me) I came up with the phrase, "Oedipus Rex: The Original Motherfucker." After cracking up for a minute or two I thought to myself, "hey, that should be on a t-shirt!" And so began a long creative process. I eventually made a prototype of that shirt which I still wear today and created several other slogans. In the last couple of weeks I was finally able to sit down and create a "line" with the ones I felt worked best. Out of like 20-some-odd phrases only 9 made this initial cut. I am currently working on refining the others and comming up with new ones, but in the mean time I invite you all to take a tour of it, buy your favorite and also SPREAD THE WORD! Hystoria

Some of the phrases are rather obscure so don't be afraid to ask where the hell they came from. Thank you and I hope you like them!

P.S Thanks to RW for letting me post this :D
 
HAH!  I remember that conversation!  We were talking about that paper that you found online, the one about Oedipus Rex, marked up, the guy was terrible, comic.
 
Innocent III: I Find Your Lack Of Faith Disturbing

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! That's AWESOME.
 
LooseCannon said:
Innocent III: I Find Your Lack Of Faith Disturbing

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! That's AWESOME.
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Glad someone got it :D. My friend from Michigan told me today he kinda sort of got it, but didn't really know who he was.

Mmm...Donuts said:
Looks promising Onhell  :P Guess you're a born salesman. Witty slogans eh?
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LOL, so I've been told... Yeah, a surprisingly competitive market!
 
Indeed. Let's just say he had a zero-tolerance policy towards dissenters, whether heretics or infidels...
 
Onhell, very cool, and congratulations on that! 

I also liked the paper you found, that was good for a late nite laugh!
 
Deano said:
Why none in Spanish Onhell?
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I do have some in spanish, but I'm opening a separate site for those, and I don't have as many. I have like 30 in English and working on more, these were the ones I felt were the strongest (so just imagine how lame the others are LOL), I'm reworking some and making new ones. I'll put them up when i get the chance.

wasted155 said:
Onhell, very cool, and congratulations on that! 

I also liked the paper you found, that was good for a late nite laugh!
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Thanks, the mix reactions have been interesting, as for the paper LC sent it to me way back when :)
 
That paper was a work of art. 

Do you take submissions for ideas?

Do you have a shirt for your teddy bear that says "Deano, this isn't Scarlette Johanson's butt?"
 
HAHAHAHAHAHA, sadly no.

Suggestions are more than welcome, if there is a specific person/character you have in mind. However, like a few my family decided to pitch in I take full liberty to rework and even rewrite :D

I'm currently working on JFK, Pavlov, Rasputin, St. Patrick, Milton, Stalin and Leopold von Sacher-Masoch.
 
I do have some in spanish, but I'm opening a separate site for those, and I don't have as many. I have like 30 in English and working on more, these were the ones I felt were the strongest (so just imagine how lame the others are LOL), I'm reworking some and making new ones. I'll put them up when i get the chance.
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When you get the Spanish language ones up for me to take a gander, I will probably purchase one of those from you. ..... As long as you promise to not spend all of the money in just one place...  :)
 
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