Get the police involved. Get yourself charged with "disturbing the peace". It's the coolest-sounding crime I've ever been convicted of. Come to the dark side.
These all seem like rather negative outcomes. You never know, maybe you'll wind up on a magical journey and end up becoming the new mayor or something.
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