Happy Valentine.

[Perun]

On 14. February...

1349 - Approximately 2,000 Jews are burned to death by mobs or forcibly removed from the city of Strasbourg.
1779 - James Cook was killed in a fight by Native Hawaiians near Kealakekua on the Island of Hawaii.
1879 - The War of the Pacific breaks out when Chilean armed forces occupy the Bolivian port city of Antofagasta.
1900 - In South Africa, 20,000 British troops invade the Orange Free State.
1919 - The Polish-Soviet War begins.
1945 - The British Royal Air Force and the United States Army Air Forces begin fire-bombing Dresden
1989 - Ayatollah Khomeini issues a fatwa encouraging Muslims to kill the author of The Satanic Verses, Salman Rushdie.


Happy Valentine's Day!

 

[national acrobat]

No date tonight then, Per? 

 

[Perun]

Only with my textbook.

 

[Kopfanatic]

I'm off to the Trafford Centre tonight with my wife. Italian meal booked, then she wants to watch that Brad Pitt film 'Benjamin Button' or something(maybe she just wants to see Brad Pitt)!

 

[national acrobat]

My mate reckons we should go out and snare some lovelorn hotties tonight. Sounds ok, but I'm trying to avoid Aylesbury town centre as much as possible, so I'm undecided at the moment.

 

[Perun]

What's the problem with Aylesbury town centre?

 

[national acrobat]

It's shit.

 

[Perun]

If it's shit, there should be no problem picking up chicks then. For all you know, they will be just as desperate to get away from it as you are.

 

[Hunlord]

All Valentine's day happy couples should go fuck themselves.

No pun intended, I mean it.