Forum Games Supreme Court

[Yax]

Take it to the Forum Games court.

All rise, the honorable Judge Yax preciding. Verdicts are final and not subject to appeals, as this is the first and final court instance.

 

[Black Wizard]

All rise!

 

[Night Prowler]

Who put you in charge, @Yax? You need to be elected first.

 

[Yax]

Who put you in charge, @Yax? You need to be elected first.

Oh, I was, in a closed ballot years ago, for the duration of my life. Please remain seated in this courtroom.

 

[Night Prowler]

Oh, I was, in a closed ballot years ago, for the duration of my life. Please remain seated in this courtroom.

 

[Ariana]

Good!
I've wanted to file a complaint anyway.

To anyone potentially looking for witnesses against the defendant, I'm available.

 

[Yax]

Good!
I've wanted to file a complaint anyway.

To anyone potentially looking for witnesses against the defendant, I'm available.

I look forward to hearing your case.

 

[Perun]

Since when are we under the jurisdiction of the State of Georgia?

 

[Yax]

Since when are we under the jurisdiction of the State of Georgia?

We're just borrowing their courtroom. The actual Forum Games courtroom is being renovated. At a modest price, I assure you.

 

[CriedWhenBrucieLeft]

Who or what is on trial?

 

[Black Wizard]

Who will represent the accused?

 

[Deleted member 7164]

You mean who will represent the guilty? We use Cardassian Model here.

 

[LooseCannon]

@Yax I feel like you need a panel.

 

[Yax]

@Yax I feel like you need a panel.

Yes, I require two panel members. I shall cast the draw vote in case of need.
Who will offer their services?

 

[Black Wizard]

I would like to serve.

 

[Yax]

I would like to serve.

You are welcome to join the Judicial Panel of Forum Games Supreme Court.

 

[Cat Milk Supreme]

I would like to serve.

My exact tag line on the local swingers site

 

[The Flash]

You mean who will represent the guilty? We use Cardassian Model here.

Robert Cardassian model?

 

[Ariana]

I believe that's spelled Kardashian.

 

[The Flash]

I believe that's spelled Kardashian.

That's the joke.