Explain a Maiden song as poorly as possible

[Eddie's Uncle]

Stole this from the Guns N Roses reddit.
Describe a Maiden song as poorly as you can. Others may guess the song.

F.e.:
A guy is about to be executed and can't really believe it, but actually he does not care much.
(Hallowed Be Thy Name)

There is a siren and someone explains how to start an aircraft, then there are some other aircrafts, and he shoots, but we don't know what happens next.

Some guy asks metaphysical questions and gets laughed at by a prophet.

A teenager has no cash but a new car and ends up in jail for no apparent reason.

A king finds his kingdom too small, so he travels around, cuts a knot and kicks some other king in the butt twice.

 

[MindRuler]

Some bloke asks quite a lot of times if we think he could save us.

 

[Diesel 11]

An invitation into a weirdo’s room leads to your blood staining his floor. The band Iron Maiden cheers on your murder.

 

[Edington]

It's like, really long, and it's got this real quiet intro, then it gets loud, then he says the same words a few times, then the singing stops for a bit, then it comes back then it gets real quiet again.

 

[Fozzie]

Short lived Soap opera.

Do you fancy jumping in the swimming pool with me?

 

[Perun]

They play a lot of guitar, there's this guy who plays a bass like a lead guitar too, some guy is singing, then there's a part where they change how they play and a guitar solo or two idk.

 

[Eddie's Uncle]

Some bloke asks quite a lot of times if we think he could save us.

This one made my day.


Some weeny watched a horror movie and now he pisses himself because there are always people there.