Explain a Maiden song as poorly as possible

[BludBrutha]

Male slut ruminates over failed relationships.

 

[Black Bart]

Some guy has weird dreams, sees signs everywhere, and spends the whole song telling everyone that the end is definitely near - still gets ignored.

The Prophecy?

 

[Black Bart]

A tourist visits a European capital, gets wrongly accused of murder until he realizes he is the one who was wrong and he actually did it.