Onhell
Infinite Dreamer
So I have a very cool boss that puts out bite-sized Three Musketeers, Milky Ways and Snickers. Now some of you may have read my now defunct argument as to which one to buy to literally get more bang for your buck... Once again I turn to these three chocolates to illustrate a different problem.
As I was chewing these gifts from god I began to look over their wrappers. Snicker's said:
Wait, what? MAY contain almonds? as in, you don't know what exactly goes into these things? I read Milky Way's and Three Musketeers' wrapper:
There it was again! "may contain?" you fucking kidding me? Then I started thinking, why would two of the non peanut products may contain peanuts, but not almonds yet the peanut product that obviously does contain peanut may contain almonds... They are all Mars Inc. products, does Mars Inc. make an almond chocolate bar? Yes! The Mars bar now known as the Snickers Almond Bar. Thus it is only obvious that they make all four bars in the same factory and the production line of Three Musketeers and Milky Way is nearby the Snickers one (hence the peanut that MAY, accidentally, find it's way into their mix), but they are not in the proximity of the Snickers Almond bar like the regular Snickers bar apparently is. THE END
Yes I'm bored if you couldn't tell
As I was chewing these gifts from god I began to look over their wrappers. Snicker's said:
Contains Peanuts, soy, milk and egg products. May contain almonds...
Wait, what? MAY contain almonds? as in, you don't know what exactly goes into these things? I read Milky Way's and Three Musketeers' wrapper:
Allergy Information: May contain peanuts
There it was again! "may contain?" you fucking kidding me? Then I started thinking, why would two of the non peanut products may contain peanuts, but not almonds yet the peanut product that obviously does contain peanut may contain almonds... They are all Mars Inc. products, does Mars Inc. make an almond chocolate bar? Yes! The Mars bar now known as the Snickers Almond Bar. Thus it is only obvious that they make all four bars in the same factory and the production line of Three Musketeers and Milky Way is nearby the Snickers one (hence the peanut that MAY, accidentally, find it's way into their mix), but they are not in the proximity of the Snickers Almond bar like the regular Snickers bar apparently is. THE END
Yes I'm bored if you couldn't tell