I just had a mental image of the scene in
Monty Python and the Holy Grail
sfeerkeeltsie: Halt! Hello!.....Helloooo!
Maverick: Allo! Who is eet?
sfeerkeeltsie: It is sfeerkeeltsie, and these are my Maidenfans members. Whose forum is this?
Maverick: This is the forum of my master, RealWorld.
sfeerkeeltsie: Go and tell your master that we have been charged by Adrian Smith with a sacred quest. If he will give us food and shelter for the night, he can join us in our quest for the new Maidenfans layout.
Maverick: Well, I ask him, but I don't think he be very keen. Uh, he's already got one, you see.
sfeerkeeltsie: What?
IronDuke: He says they've already got one!
sfeerkeeltsie: Are you sure he's got one?
Maverick: Oh, yes. It's very nice-a. (To mods
I told him we already got one.
Mods: [chuckling]
sfeerkeeltsie: Well, u-- um, can we come up and have a look?
Maverick: Of course not! You are regular member types-a!
sfeerkeeltsie: Well, what are you, then?
Maverick: I'm Co-owner! Why do think I have this outrageous accent, you silly member-a?!
IronDuke: What are you doing in on this forum?
Maverick: Mind your own business!
sfeerkeeltsie: If you will not show us the new layout, we shall take your forums by force!
Maverick: You don't frighten us, regular member pig-dogs! Go and boil your bottom, sons of a silly person. I blow my nose at you, so-called sfeerkeeltsie, you and all your silly regular memmmmmmbers. Thpppppt! Thppt! Thppt!
IronDuke: What a strange person.
sfeerkeeltsie: Now look here, my good man--
Maverick: I don't wanna talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!
IronDuke: Is there someone else up there we could talk to?
Maverick: No. Now, go away, or I shall taunt you a second time-a!!