A Matter of Life and Garlic Breath

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He came out of the shadows somewhere on Earth, and this is where he resided most of his life -- at least until now. He went on to develop immense drawing and painting talents and attended the Benjamin Breeg School of Art where he produced the most fantastic artwork under the pseudonym of Derek Riggs before selling it to a pop band with a funny name. Unbelieveably, his colours never ran and some even said that they were brighter than a thousand suns.

Recently, he became King of Sankt Pauli 2005 while on a pilgrimage, and was later elected Miss Bavaria 2006 after he defeated his runner-up Ottfried Fischer who was deemed to skinny for the job. His many talents also include the mastery of cynicism, a notion he actually invented when he was living in the little Afghan village of Sar-Kasm. He also landed on the Normandy beaches in 1944 and defeated Nazi Germany single-handedly, but his modesty spurred him to announce that several thousands others where there with him. But, as we all know, without him all of Europe would be speaking German by now.

Nowadays, he spends his time writing stories about how great it is to be an Arctic snail during the mating season in Greenland (he was one in a former life) and enlightening the world with his Top10s of everything, each of them having several thousand entries. He is incidentally also known as the Lord of Light and intends to leave us an incredible legacy. If you are kind enough to give him a lift, he may even do you the honour to puke in your car. Only Adrian Smith is larger than him -- and not by much!

Ladies and gentlemen, please join me in wishing Perun, our resident nutter citizen of the world, a very happy birthday. Let's all rejoice for the greater good of Perun!

DER PERUN IST KRIEG!!!  :yey:

:hbd: :applause: :okok: :cheers: :duckie:
 
To the man who is making this world a better place:
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...daß es Dich gibt! :P ::)



Happy Birthday, mate. :)
 
Perun, a very 'appy birthday. Maybe not quite making the world a better place (or maybe you really do have that type of influence ;)) - but certainly making this forum a better place.

Happy birthday, mate :ok:

:hbd:
 
:yey:

Thanks everyone- especially Mav for his ode and the wonderful present, but to everyone else all the same! :)

Conor, I'm waiting for Baldie ;)
 
Happy birthday, Perun. Du bist krieg! I have an idea! We can all go to the Easter Island. I'll make a giant pie, and then we can sit in the middle of the pie and use baked bread as paddles. Anyone with me?


:yey:
 
I wish you a very :hbd: Perun!

Your birthday present makes a highly satisfying and interesting read, amazing work there Maverick! :yes:

:cheers:
 
Happy Birthday Perun. <insert generic drinking joke/smilie here>
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By the way, great job on the commentray Mav :ok:
 
Yax said:
I'll make a giant pie, and then we can sit in the middle of the pie and use baked bread as paddles. Anyone with me?
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Yax, this pie fetish is getting slightly worrying. :huh:
 
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