I am IronDuke, and I have a confession to make.
I haven't purchased the new album, A Matter of Life and Death.
I haven't even heard a single song from it.
Why is this?
I don't care.
I really don't car enough to go buy it, or even download 'samples' to hear.
I have heard poor reviews from very smart people.
Why, if I don't care, am I taking the time to even post this?
Well, first of all, I want to increase my post count.
Second, more importantly, I want to be convinced otherwise.
Finally, I like the look of my own sentences.
They're beautifully symetrical and written in blank verse, not unlike James Joyce's Ulysses.
I could use iambic pentameter, or even trochaic tertramater, but I don't.
These sentences remind me of an Edinburgh summer's day with a lovely row boat.
I digress.
I'm not going to listen to it for myself.
Convince me, friends; convince me with your words!
Convince me to buy the album!
Or not.
I don't really care, after all.
I haven't purchased the new album, A Matter of Life and Death.
I haven't even heard a single song from it.
Why is this?
I don't care.
I really don't car enough to go buy it, or even download 'samples' to hear.
I have heard poor reviews from very smart people.
Why, if I don't care, am I taking the time to even post this?
Well, first of all, I want to increase my post count.
Second, more importantly, I want to be convinced otherwise.
Finally, I like the look of my own sentences.
They're beautifully symetrical and written in blank verse, not unlike James Joyce's Ulysses.
I could use iambic pentameter, or even trochaic tertramater, but I don't.
These sentences remind me of an Edinburgh summer's day with a lovely row boat.
I digress.
I'm not going to listen to it for myself.
Convince me, friends; convince me with your words!
Convince me to buy the album!
Or not.
I don't really care, after all.