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Inhumano is still one of the craziest albums I've ever heard. Slam operating at an actually scary and complex level.

Empire of the Clouds

Ugh I’ve been voting against it for a bit but Mirror Reaper really is just such a game-changer of an album cover. 2 Mastodon - Leviathan 2 Bell Witch - Mirror Reaper +1

If both of these are a tie you could try having them switch opponents and see how that goes lol.

You took an already perfect song and added some really cool ghostly flourishes that actually fit the song’s narrative and it’s great. I think it’s time you did the Book of Souls song that’s directly inspired by Somewhere in Time — “Shadows of the Valley”.

MATCH 1 6 Mastodon - Leviathan +1 3 Dio - Holy Diver MATCH 2 5 Vektor - Terminal Redux +1 4 Bell Witch - Mirror Reaper

The Apparition.

For a moment there I was like, huh, I thought you were the one I used to chat about Meat Loaf with in DMs, but it was @Midnight lol, curious case of two black and white avatars.

Renegade is fucking awesome. I was in a Walmart day before yesterday and they had the radio cranked up and that song came on and it was awesome.

7 Dio - Holy Diver 1 Rainbow - Rising +1 6 Mastodon - Leviathan +1 2 King Diamond - Abigail 4 Helloween - Helloween +1 4 Vektor - Terminal Redux 4 Meat Loaf - Bat Out Of Hell II: Back Into Hell +1 4 Bell Witch - Mirror Reaper Finally an easy round! Look, Holy Diver is a great cover, but it...

That’s because Netanyahu coming to New York is 40x more likely than Hamas.

MATCH 5 3 Alcest - Les Chants De L´Aurore +1 2 Vektor - Terminal Redux MATCH 6 4 Helloween - Helloween 1 Dark Millennium - Ashore The Celestial Burden +1 MATCH 7 3 Bell Witch - Mirror Reaper 2 Elder - Lore +1 MATCH 8 5 Meat Loaf - Bat Out Of Hell II: Back Into Hell + 1 0 Savatage - Dead...

For a second there I thought you were reviewing the new Blood Incantation album and I was kinda excited to see Jer’s take on Pink Floydian death metal lol.

Nonsense, it’s even on Metal Archives!

I know, I know, I could've submitted it, but even still - no Sunbather is crazy. One of the defining metal albums of the 2010s.

MATCH 1 5 Dio - Holy Diver 3 Metallica - Master Of Puppets +1 MATCH 2 6 Rainbow - Rising +1 2 Nightwish - Oceanborn MATCH 3 6 King Diamond - Abigail +1 2 Celtic Frost - To Mega Therion MATCH 4 5 Mastodon - Leviathan +1 3 Megadeth - Rust In Peace Oceanborn has finally met its match and so has...

I like “The Uninvited Guest” but to me Mercyful Fate post reunion always feels so much more camp than they were at the start of their career. Those first two albums are in a league of their own. I remember being a kid and finding them so evil and satanic, especially Don’t Break the Oath. It was...

MATCH 13 6 Bell Witch - Mirror Reaper +1 0 Evergrey - The Dark Discovery MATCH 14 3 Blind Guardian - Somewhere Far Beyond 3 Elder - Lore +1 MATCH 15 5 Meat Loaf - Bat Out Of Hell II: Back Into Hell +1 1 Burzum - Filosofem MATCH 16 4 Savatage - Dead Winter Dead 2 Meat Loaf - Bat Out Of Hell +1

2 Celtic Frost - To Mega Therion +1 0 Candlemass - Ancient Dreams

Henry Kissinger? More like Henreallybad Kissmyasshatemonger