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BR000TALXMYSPACEXGOREXCORE!111!

People, I posted this in the madness forum, so I'm not being 100% per cent serious. Well, if you look for the irony (and the truth. LOL TEH BLAZE PUN), there are a few grains of fact in there. After all, there is a certain sanity to the madness of it all. And Onny, I'm actually laughing at this...

Metal is for plebeians who wear dumb shirts that say CANNIBAL CORPSE FUCKED IN THE ASS WITH A CHAINSAW or THRASH TIL DEATH MOTHERFUCKERS or HEVY FUKING METAL FUKING OWNZ U or something stupid to try and be offensive and br00tl, or CHEK IT OUT GUYZ I GOT CRED I GOT A OBSCURE SHRT FROM BRUTL ANAL...

Re: The Last Word MoShXkOrE!!!!

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/connected/main.jhtml?xml=/connected/2007/03/21/nmetal21.xml I can't decide whether my reaction should be shaking my head in dismay or laughing in a raucous and uncontrollable manner.

Re: The Last Word I'll take the last word if you don't want it. Ninja Turtles go hXc! A single string bass has to be more bowel-loosening than anything Dumbvourment came up with.

It's not like Wacken's line-up is that great either...although I love the irony of Nile appearing at Ozzfest, how unbr00tal. Meh, what does it matter, metal's going down the crapper. OMFG DAT RHYMED!1!1!11

That's what their entire discography sounds like to me. Blopeth's music is so boring, incoherent and pretentious that even their fans have to pretend to like it. If the Metal Archives community are anything to go by, their fanbase seems to be really dying down, so I guess they can't keep up the...

True, although melodeath has its own trappings. Have an ultra-clean production, keep the songwriting in a uniform manner, don't try to offend the listeners with any chromatic riffs and keep on pouring out the gooey, cheesy melody. Again, true. The amount of these BR00TL GORE DETH KILL FUK...

EXODUS guitarist Gary Holt has issued the following update: "I'd like to take a moment here and welcome back Tom Hunting to EXODUS' drum throne. It was always understood that when and if Tom was ever ready to resume his drumming duties for the band, his seat would be waiting. Paul [Bostaph]...

Here in Ireland, the people on welfare think the people who work for money are stupid. I guess it goes either way. Unsurprisingly, these people usually spend their limited welfare money on cheap alcohol, get locked and cause a nuisance for us all. And since St. Patrick's Day is coming up, I can...

Notice the correlation between the article on trolling and this article. Anyways, I've had my fun. You know I can't be serious about this now, can I? After all, since this is the internet, you can't expect someone to truly embrace this mindset, eh? I'll stop my charade now, k?

When you stop thinking in terms of "rights" and "freedoms" and other individualistic, moralizing nonsense. You start thinking in terms of practical survival of your species. You open your mind to the possibility that most people are stupid and useless and that, if we terminate them, we will...

Humanism is death disguised as life. When you are a humanist, you think only of humans. You see the world as existing only for human consumption. It is more important to save every life than to produce better beings, in your view. You think any death is a tragedy. This sort of thinking is...

Maybe you are bored this evening, so I decided to provide you with some reading because I'm such a nice guy. The Unabomber's Manifesto.

Almost a joke among most people now, discussion via computers was once limited to a relatively select group of those who could make it into universities or tech firms, or acquire the technical knowledge to call up bulletin board systems, and thus gain access to the simple software required to...

It's true.

Don't forget to add Nightwish to the pile. All that Kalmah/Norther/Wintersun nonsense is extremely overdone in both production and their attempts to appeal to the power metal kiddez. Satan forbid there'd be a bit of rawness or feedback. Anyways, we're missing quite a few other good Finnish...

FAIL. Anyways, the only use I could see for laser pointers are to make it easier to shoot the morons who use them. Oh, the irony. Just another example of all the useless wank people buy today along with singing plastic fish (it's only remotely funny the fifty times, people). More garbage for...

Clive Burr is a member of "velo club de londres", which he joined in January 1997. His medals include the Gold LVRC National Road Race 2006, Gold National Masters Scratch Race 2006 and the Bronze National Masters 45-49 Pursuit 2002. Here's a lovely picture of him.