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  1. Detective Beauregard

    Dream Theater

    Not cool dude!
  2. Detective Beauregard

    Dream Theater

    Honestly, this wouldn’t surprise me. You know Petrucci would be like “ooh cool, I’ll take a free guitar to mess around with. Just one song? No problem.” I love Haken, and they make excellent use of 8-strings. As a bass player I’m not a fan of them, though. Tuning any lower than a full step...
  3. Detective Beauregard

    Dream Theater

    Singers are like cars; once they start having issues, it’s time for them to be replaced. I’m kidding. I just really don’t like LaBrie’s voice. I totally forgot about that 8-string song on the previous album. I don’t think there’s any 8-strings on Parasomnia, though. Edit: I take that back...
  4. Detective Beauregard

    USA Politics

    This isn’t Trump; this is “Buddy” Carter. It’s funny. It’s a horrible name and it will never pass. Lighten up brah.
  5. Detective Beauregard

    Dream Theater

    You don’t mean that, muh brutha. I’d prefer him completely off the bus and not on tour, instead being replaced with Tommy Karevik. They do not. Verses and choruses are the universal signs to go pee at a DT concert. I filter a lot of the vocals out, but not because they’re vocals; it’s...
  6. Detective Beauregard

    USA Politics

    Somewhere there’s an eagle flying high. ‘Murica!
  7. Detective Beauregard

    Dream Theater

    Much like Answering the Call, Midnight Messiah is the clear immediate earworm of this album. I’ve listened to the whole thing a few times now and it’s a solid album, but something’s missing. I find the lack of catchy choruses (outside of Night Terror and the “endless night” tail of Shadow Man)...
  8. Detective Beauregard

    Dream Theater

    Gotta be Metropolis pt. 3: The First Dancing Turtle.
  9. Detective Beauregard

    The Greatest Metal Song Cup - Part II, Round 5, Matches 79-84

    I like it slightly better than Escape, but otherwise, samesies. My take on Ride the Lightning is 47832516.
  10. Detective Beauregard

    USA Politics

    I’ll say this: As much as I disagree with the concept, blaming DEI right off the bat for this crash before the facts can be revealed is a rare bad move on Trump’s part. Lol, ok this is funny.
  11. Detective Beauregard

    USA Politics

    I haven’t forgotten about this; just been very busy. Plan to watch it soon.
  12. Detective Beauregard

    Dream Theater

    The verses and chorus have a Metallica vibe. Good tune overall, and my favorite of the three released thus far.
  13. Detective Beauregard

    USA Politics

    A rare misfire on his part. Contrary to popular belief, I don’t worship at the altar of Trump; he is human like all of us. If those Blackwater guys truly opened fire on civilians unprovoked, then I believe they should be sentenced to death. This is quite different, as there is no premeditation...
  14. Detective Beauregard

    USA Politics

    Continued from the Iced Earth thread… Ok that’s funny! But it wouldn’t if those found guilty of murder were executed no more than one year after being found guilty. One thing done right, thousands done wrong. I hope the crooked old ass enjoys his remaining years lounging around on the...
  15. Detective Beauregard

    Iced Earth

    Dehumanizing language when referring to murderers is acceptable. But even I wouldn’t call the Bidenites and Kamalacrats garbage; they’re just tragically misinformed. There’s enough hate in the world. :) If murderers were executed swiftly (read: less than one year), costs could be cut significantly.
  16. Detective Beauregard

    Iced Earth

    So would you guys say that Trump’s new presidency is… the coming curse? Har har. Ok, I was mistaken. My bad. He still took these animals off of death row so our taxpayer dollars can keep them alive for the rest of their pathetic insectoid lives. They deserve death; there was no reason for...
  17. Detective Beauregard

    Iced Earth

    What’s fucking gross is Biden pardoning cold-blooded murders and rapists during his last month in office. People bringing bear spray into the capitol and jumping on desks is a joke in comparison. Hell, it’s a joke either way. He already did apologize...
  18. Detective Beauregard

    Iced Earth

    No, it means one made a poor decision and the other is some rando guitarist who didn’t even play on any of their albums. Don’t trash the rest of the former members for that. I smell an upcoming pardon coming, anyway. Yay! More Iced Earth!
  19. Detective Beauregard

    The Greatest Metal Song Cup - Part II, Round 5, Matches 79-84

    I was just being a prog snob
  20. Detective Beauregard

    The Greatest Metal Song Cup - Part II, Round 5, Matches 79-84

    Dude it’s only like 25 minutes.
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