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This is, without a doubt, a true statement; we just have more landmass to cover than most countries.

They've been spying on the San Francisco 49ers.

I have never understood this label being applied to many different metal bands. Most of them do mention the devil in at least a few of their songs and this somehow makes them satanic? Well, the bible mentions the devil a ton of times so by this reasoning it guess IT is satanic too right?

That's right!  :shred:

Just shred paper all day so it looks like you're doing something and you'll be covered.  :halo:

Upon learning that Jason is ticklish, and we all know how ticklish Onhell is; the 2 proceeded to engage in an epic tickle fight.

I'll take that!  :) Onhell will be receiving his pity sex from Ms. Garrett's Choco Taco.  :P

Hey! I have a heart of gold. Dirty, rotten, smelly gold!

Goodnight?!? It's only 1 in the afternoon man!  :D

Freshly returned from the Beowulf convention, Onhell approaches the pond only to learn that his friend Deano has been abducted by unruly amphibians and "some potato looking thing". Determined to be a hero, he belligerently shouts to the assembled crowd, "I'm going in and I'm going in naked! The...

Then Onhell subsequently retrained them to sing "Te...ca...te"

IT people suck! I should know, I play one in real life.  :P

In my defense, I am filling an embark as opposed to a systems administrator slot at the moment.

You have to start somewhere and mentioning Killed by Death isn't a bad way to start.  :)

...or on Maidenfans.

If you play Mega's name backwards, you hear frogs.

Ditto! Put them on the game grid!

Doh! And Onhell doesn't wine when I use it.

Go Chiefs!

Abas has a cork in his butthole and can't shit.