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Shaking my fist and cursing yesterday me (hate that guy) for leaving today me to deal with all this work. Though i have a pretty cunning plan to leave some of it for tomorrow me to deal with, that unsuspecting sucker.

All of these disagreements can be resolved with more weed

Working class heroes the lot of them…

Richest PM in history apparently.

Well there we have it. It’s Sunak. Let’s hope he gets off to a strong start by not tanking the economy immediately. That’s literally all he has to do to improve on Truss

The only course of action any winner should take is calling a general election, however I understand that out of misguided self preservation they won’t and will try and see out the term. Still this is Sunak’s opportunity to show us what he’s got. I expect the markets will react favourably...

Well it looks like it’s going to be Sunak now that Boris has dropped out, and despite the circumstances it is going to be vaguely historical as he will be our first Hindu PM and this is noteworthy. At the very least it will make the usual shower of racists and nutters squirm in their burrows

Bill and Ted Face the Music - It doesn’t matter how much fun I might have had during this film. The final reality saving song was an insipid letdown.

I went for regret and headache as that’s the most likely outcome, though I’d never discount the outriders

I’m drinking gin and wallowing in nostalgia with Bill and Ted Face the Music. I’m laughing but as I’m stoned it’s not much of a challenge so I think the film is ok

Always love a bit of claymation