I'm serious, I dont even know if the washer can save it :facepalm:
I'm going to make a very 'Iron Maiden' cliche and say that the bird that did the crapping must have been the size of an albatross... felt like id been punched where it hit me!
I kid you not...
Walking to work listening to Maiden as you do, Rime of the ancient mariner live from Long Beach '85, y'know 'This is what not to do if a bird shits on you' and what happens?
A fucking bird shits on me.
Massive, wet, green... all down my black canvas jacket.
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