Mike Lepond’s Silent Assassins - Whore of Babylon (2020)
Featured player: Mike LePond + the other two Mikes
The third Silent Assassins album continues in the same vein as the previous two but manages to hone the songwriting into an even more streamlined, successful slab of classic heavy metal. As always, what you’ll get here is part power metal, part hard rock, part trve Maonowar-style metal (specifically see Power of Steel), and a little bit of prog. Everything feels tighter this time and LePond continues to impress as both a bassist and a songwriter. The vocals, however, are the worst they’ve been. Perhaps it’s just a sign of Alan Tecchio’s aging voice, but he occasionally sounds rather weak on the earlier tracks and downright annoying on tracks like Lady Bathory. Guest vocalist Sarah Teets (last heard on the MindMaze album) sings one entire song and it may be one of the lamest things I’ve ever heard - a contender for a future Cheesevivor, indeed. Romeo shows up to program drums, shred a mandolin and add orchestrations and Pinnella also sings backups throughout, plays a prominent piano solo outro on track 3 and some cool organ on the closing number. In the end: Silent Assassins is still a fun project and this album might be the easiest gateway into their sound, despite the terrible album cover and album title. I do hope if LePond continues this project (and I think he should) that he finds a new vocalist.
Highlights: the exceptional Avalon (and especially Lepond’s bass leads), Ides of March, bardcore track Night of the Long Knives, LePond’s bass solos in Tell Tale Heart and Champion, the subdued and Eastern vibes of the title track.
Lowlights: the incredibly lame Champion.
Grade: B (8/10)
Joel Hoektra’s 13 - Running Games (2021)
Featured player: Russell Allen
Whitesnake’s axeman returns with Vinny Appice, Tony Franklin, and Derek Sherinian rounding out the band while Russell croons on top and Jeff Scott Soto is relegated to backing vocals only. This is more of the same as last time - hard rock with some heavier stuff thrown in, a bunch of modern day hair metal vibes, and some AOR hookiness for good measure. The main difference is that Russell is the permanent lead singer this time, making the album feel a bit more complete and intentional rather than a collection of songs. Hoektra’s playing throughout is incredible. He solos, riffs and harmonizes his way through 11 tracks of 70s/80s rock worship with a slick modern production. I just wish the songs felt deeper. It’s a very shallow affair that sounds pleasant but has little staying power. We’re not too far off from Russell Allen’s solo album in terms of tone and song style, but whereas that album felt both lived in and spontaneous, Running Games feels like something built in the studio with a music-by-numbers chart. A listenable, but generic effort.
Highlights: the soaring AOR catchiness of Finish Line, the metallic Fantasy, the serpentine Reach the Sky, the riffing and insane soloing in Take What’s Mine.
Lowlights: Lonely Days is literally dripping in poppy syrup, the verging-on-Adrenaline-Mob levels of cock swinging on Cried Enough For You (though Russell does sound killer here).
Grade: C+ (7/10)