Explain a Maiden song as poorly as possible

[BludBrutha]

Male slut ruminates over failed relationships.

 

[Black Bart]

Some guy has weird dreams, sees signs everywhere, and spends the whole song telling everyone that the end is definitely near - still gets ignored.

The Prophecy?

 

[Black Bart]

A tourist visits a European capital, gets wrongly accused of murder until he realizes he is the one who was wrong and he actually did it.

 

[chaosapiant]

Male slut ruminates over failed relationships.

Wasting Love obv.

This song is about a man who has a shit job and starts spacing out thinking about life when he gets home from his shit job.

Edit: Thought of another one: this song is about either turning 18 or just dying.

 

[MrKnickerbocker]

This song is about a man who has a shit job and starts spacing out thinking about life when he gets home from his shit job.

2 AM, of course.

This song is probably about a homeless guy who sees everything and tells people stuff but no one listens because he's too focused on bad rhymes.

 

[chaosapiant]

2 AM, of course.

This song is probably about a homeless guy who sees everything and tells people stuff but no one listens because he's too focused on bad rhymes.

Time Machine

 

[MrKnickerbocker]

Time Machine

Nope, but it is a newer song within the discography.

 

[Black Bart]

The Prophecy?

 

[MrKnickerbocker]

Nope