Explain a Maiden song as poorly as possible

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Eddie's Uncle

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Stole this from the Guns N Roses reddit.
Describe a Maiden song as poorly as you can. Others may guess the song.

F.e.:
A guy is about to be executed and can't really believe it, but actually he does not care much.
(Hallowed Be Thy Name)

There is a siren and someone explains how to start an aircraft, then there are some other aircrafts, and he shoots, but we don't know what happens next.

Some guy asks metaphysical questions and gets laughed at by a prophet.

A teenager has no cash but a new car and ends up in jail for no apparent reason.

A king finds his kingdom too small, so he travels around, cuts a knot and kicks some other king in the butt twice.
 
It's like, really long, and it's got this real quiet intro, then it gets loud, then he says the same words a few times, then the singing stops for a bit, then it comes back then it gets real quiet again.
 
Short lived Soap opera.

Do you fancy jumping in the swimming pool with me?
 
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They play a lot of guitar, there's this guy who plays a bass like a lead guitar too, some guy is singing, then there's a part where they change how they play and a guitar solo or two idk.
 
  1. Perverted public exhibitionists exist.
  2. Some dudes fancy to stroll around.
  3. Prostitutes are a complicated kind of people to build an emotional life with. Who'd guess?
  4. Wax is far from being the best glue in the market.
  5. Duels may get you killed.
  6. Homesickness is a thing.
  7. The Devil wants a special young toddler. Kinda doubtful stuff.
  8. TV Evangelists are dodgy cons-men. Once again... who'd tell?
  9. Some ghost says his piece then sods off. *
  10. Self doubt is a reality, and normally that's OK. Too much of it is not.
  11. It's not polite to make straight visual contact with folks you don't know. Etiquette matters, peeps.
  12. This guy rules the desert and steals melodies.
  13. People claim to see strange stuff after lying about how much they drank..
  14. Lucifer is a dodgy dude. Once more, who'd tell?
  15. I'm about to die horribly in outer space. Zero regrets.
  16. A huge airship crashed down because some folks were rash. Don't be rash when it comes to airships.
  17. Once there were these guys called the Celts and then they were no more. This is when it happened. *
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Summaries inspired by the uncanny Baldrick.
 
No guitars, bass or even drums on this one.
Some different voices can be heard and they´re clearly having an argument. Alot of whining and a c word at the end.
 
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