Recent content by Maiden Australia

For lack of better thread (that I could find), last week according to my Spotify listening stats, I listened to maiden for 78 HOURS, IN ONE WEEK.

I don't think so, unless B sides count.

I would like to see a Smith/Murray/Gers song, I know it probably won't happen but still.

snowflake over here

yeah true.

Well my sister is as stereotypical Irish looking as it gets, long red hair, pale as can be, blue eyes, and obsessed with mashed and roast potatoes. Jokes about spuds are shite, but spuds themselves different story.

I know exactly what you mean, there is a point where something is no longer funny, or people don't understand the context or pronounce something in an offensive way. For example the word Aussie (uh-zie) when pronounced incorrectly is incredibly irritating (mainly people saying ozzie), and then...

I'm not able to drink yet, I've still got 12 months to wait. But normally liquor stores are called a shortened version of their actually name, bottlo does pop up every once and a while. And yes seppo means septic tank because most yanks are always full of sh!t, we save that name for the really...

We have some crackers, We're not here to fuck spiders The measurement system of (from smallest to largest (fuck all, bees dick, tidbit, smidgeon, heaps, shit loads), those 6 can measure absolutely everything. Our different nicknames for different nationality's, Seppo/yank for Americans, kiwis...

Let the shenanigans begin.

Nah, let loose mate, give it your all.

Well where do you think we got it from, Australia started out as a bunch of pommys.

Its an Aussie thing to, c bomb here, there and f@cking everywhere.

DT 50 Signed by Adrian https://reverb.com/au/item/99652663-ibanez-dt50-fr-destroyer-1981-fire-engine-red God I want this so much, but I don't have anywhere near enough.

He acts more like a dog than a cat, he thinks he is small, and he is very very vocal. In other words everything my annoying ass, tiny (but still good) pug.