They should get Nicko to record a new version of Churchill’s Speech.
"Whhhhhatto, boys and girls of Great Britain! And the French Republic, because that is where they grow the grapes that make the wine, you see. Mmm, oh yes! Lovely little tipple, but never before a show, Steve would say "Oi, Nick! Yer can't keep time anyway, can yer?" He only keeps me around because I'm the handsome face of the band, you see! Where was I? Oh yes, war! Mm, and a terrible thing it is.
We shall go on to the end! We shall fight in France, although Germany would be better, wouldn't it? Nip it in the bud, before that bleedin' 'itler had the chance to 'kin decimate half the population of Europe! Straight to the source, but not on the sauce, although if it were me I'd have needed Dutch courage! I'd need bloody double Dutch bleedin' courage mate, ah tell ya.
We'll fight in the seas and oceans, ah, preferably on a boat! Can't swim to 'kin Germany, can we? Although Bruce probably could, and they wouldn't see 'im comin', cos he's a bit of a short arse, y'see. Eh? What? He's not 'ere, is he?
Mmm, yes! Defend our island, whatever the cost may be. Blimey, it's a good job Rod wasn't givin' this speech! He'd a' sent 'em out with sticks and rocks just to save a bob or two! Fwooo, yes, tighter than a Nun's chuff, he is.
We shall bite them on the features, on the landing grounds, in the fields and streets, and poke them in the eye with our pointy sticks! 'Oi, Nick! Is that another dig at me, yer bugger? Eh? Ahh, or, ooo!'
Mmm, and, boys and girls, we shall never surrender! No! Not on your Nelly! And then, at the last 'kin minute, the Americans come in and claim it was all them, you see! What? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Yes, well.
I said to my dad, 'I want to be like Churchill', and he said 'Ah, you'll never be as good as 'im, son"
- Michael Henry McBrain, 1939, probably