Wally Swift
Invader
http://ultimateclassicrock.com/iron-maiden-senior-citizens-harassment/
How timely. I used Iron Maiden as a weapon last night. All of us at work have headphones although one person also has a loud boombox. This woman also has an unhealthy preoccupation with me. Whenever we have to work in close proximity she insists on placing her boom box as close to me as possible and blasting horrible rap noise. I have repeatedly asked her not to do this and my supervisor refuses to do anything about the situation. So last night I fought fire with fire and sang Iron Maiden songs that I was listening to on top of my lungs. She went beserk and ripped my headphones off my head insisting that I stop singing or she would break them. I agreed providing she used her headphones. Her sense of entitlement prevented her from grasping reason, insisting that I stop singing while she continued to blast her toxic filth. She refused to give me my headphones back. I went and spoke to the fill-in supervisor who got my headphones back. Funny though, he wouldn't tell her to turn the boombox off yet he expected me to continue to work with her. I ignored him and went and did my other work alone. This left me no choice but to go straight to the top. The store's general manager agreed to put an end to her nefarious boombox activity.