I was once in a group of people when this question was dropped. But in this scenario, it was a dog.
So this psychologist drops the question (it was some sort of test) and everybody starts laughing. After a couple of minutes almost everybody started nodding and looking at each other like "Yeah, would fu**, nobody knows". At first, I thought they were joking until I realized only me and my friend would answer differently. Even worse, they looked at us like we are weirdos!
"What's wrong with you people? You'd fu** a dog?"
So, the first guy said his reasons. He has some sort of online business where the image of a person is an important factor. And then the rest of them piled in with their reasons (which somehow made me uneasy thinking that, maybe, just maybe, I was actually surrounded with dog-fu**ers) "Yeah, but your family would think that too!" , "What about your colleagues at work?" , "What about the place you live in?" , "Don't you think that, even if you move and change your job and everything, that fact would follow you everywhere?" and one that almost made me change your mind. "That wouldn't hurt only your image, but also your family's". Still, my answer remained the same.
But I must admit, although it was one of the weirdest discussions ever, it did have some positive effects. Every day I make mistakes, say the wrong words or just end up thinking "Well, that wasn't OK from my part." But every night, I lay in bed with a smile on my face. "Well, at least I didn't fu** a dog".
Or a goat.