The Simpsons and Futurama quotes thread

Farnsworth: Well, Fry, or should I say "Captain Fry"? ... No, I shouldn't.
 
Found this in google images, searching for: "Good news everybody"

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OK, so I may, or may not, have the correct words here but you'll get the gist. :D

Homer (in a very poor Burns voice): Hello, I'm Mr Burns. I'd like to collect my mail please.
Post Office Clerk: OK, what's your first name?
Homer (still poorly imitating his boss): I don't know.
 
(First line of the episode)
Farnsworth: Good news everyone! I taught a toaster to feel love!
 
AMY: Wait, I'm to rich to be kidnapped!

KIF:Noooooooooooooo

BENDER: Don't worry, Kif. I'm sure some other beautiful, rich girl will fall in love with you.

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BWA-AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


Dr. Zoidberg: I took the liberty of fertilizing your caviar.


Professor Hubert Farnsworth: That sounds very dangerous. Someone sure to get killed.
*pointing*
Professor Hubert Farnsworth: Fry, Leela, Bender...
Bender: *shaking fist* Damn you, old man!
 
Fry: "My God! What if the secret ingredient ... is people!"
Leela: "No. There's already a soda like that. Soylent Cola."
Fry: "Oh. How is it?"
Leela: "It varies from person to person."
 
Leela: Bender! Romance isn't about money.
Bender: (Pointing to Zoidberg) Oh, so it's just coincidence that Zoidberg here is desperately poor and miserably lonely? Please!
Leela: For your information, it's because he's hideous.
(Zoidberg looks down sadly)

Planet Express - Our crew is replaceable. Your package isn't.
 
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