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[Travis The Dragon]

 

[Ariana]

Hey Travis!

I woke up with this in my head.

Are you getting ready for Armageddon or you had a dream about Liv Tyler?

 

[Perun]

I'll let you decide.

 

[Ariana]

I had a dream about a bomb planted in my office building. We were evacuated and were told not to touch our computers because that would cause the bomb to go off. Guess what I did?

 

[Perun]

Kicked some terrorist butt?

 

[Ariana]

No. I logged on to Maidenfans.com.

 

[Perun]

That's interesting...

 

[Ariana]

I woke up before the building exploded but I knew it had happened.

 

[Perun]

Try having that dream again and save the world instead.

 

[Ariana]

The world is fine. It was just the building that crumbled.

 

[Perun]

So, not looking forward to work today?

 

[Ariana]

Not really, no.

 

[Ariana]

Oh, I just figured what's with the dreams of destruction and Armageddon. Today is 12.12.12.

 

[Perun]

Maybe you can take solace in the fact that you could be off far worse. I once came home from a job thinking to myself that I really hate everything about it. I walked from the office(!) through town on a cold and rainy day and passed by a guy who was wearing a fox costume handing out leaflets. From that moment on, I loved everything about the job.

And, you could also have a boss with a German accent and be proud to do this:

 

[Ariana]

Oh, I'm not complaining about my job. I worked at McDonalds years ago. Not as bad as handing out leaflets, but close enough.

 

[Perun]

Ouch.

 

[Ariana]

Damn right it was ouch.

 

[Perun]

Speaking of which, I got my pay for October today. After paying off all the debt, and subtracting all the other necessary spendings, I may even have 50 Euros extra left for myself. Yay!

 

[Ariana]

Erm... is this good?

 

[Perun]

It's better than if it weren't so.