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[____no5]

kosher.

I knew someone in Paris that his previous job was to expertly kill the animals so they would be kosher.
The pay was good but he had to quit because at the end of each shift he was full of blood from top to bottom on the front part of his body, which he hated.

 

[Siddharth]

Happy Women's Day to all the female members in the house!

 

[Shmoolikipod]

I, Shmoolikipod, known children's book character, have advanced towards the next level of evolution by realising where the drawstrings in all my pants go.

 

[Perun]

My doctoral grade is final: summa cum laude.

 

[Jer]

My doctoral grade is final: summa cum laude.

Wow, that's even better than @Magnus cum laude. Congratulations.

 

[mtmccox]

My doctoral grade is final: summa cum laude.

Doctor doctor, please!

Huge congrats of course.

 

[Perun]

Wow, that's even better than @Magnus cum laude. Congratulations.

Magnus' laude is one of the greatest honours.

 

[Shmoolikipod]

Huge congrats Perun!

 

[Siddharth]

My doctoral grade is final: summa cum laude.

Congratulations Sir!

 

[LooseCannon]

My doctoral grade is final: summa cum laude.

Is that it? Coulda done better I guess.

Congratulations, my friend.

 

[Mosh]

My doctoral grade is final: summa cum laude.

Congratulations! I greatly admire the work you put in.

 

[Magnus]

My doctoral grade is final: summa cum laude.

Well done Per!
And summa hasn't even cum yet!

 

[Perun]

Gross

 

[Magnus]

Grossartig

ftfy

 

[Diesel 11]

Congrats!

 

[Perun]

Thanks everybody!

 

[Perun]

What a weird feeling to witness a colleague getting a bollocking from the boss across the hallway. On the one hand I feel really sorry for the guy, on the other hand I'm so glad it's not me...

 

[mtmccox]

getting a bollocking

HE MADE ME FUCK

 

[JudasMyGuide]

Eric Carmen has died. RIP.

 

[Forostar]

Hello there! I've been away very long.... although I did have issues with my account, I still could have shown my face earlier.

I hope you are well, all!

I've been busy a lot with other things (I play in two bands which take time and fun! And I have a family of course) but felt it's time to drop by again.
What a metal week it's been with the new Bruce and Priest records.