"Your [tzatziki's] in the gutter, your love's in the sink" - Jethro Tull, as interpreted by CFH
If this thread makes me pause before ordering an Alfredo sauce, I blame you two.
By the way, I no longer take the blame for hijacking this thread. This has gotten absurd. Awaiting results from pilau to bring this thread back to its origin. Of course, if the prize is a recipe for tzatziki sauce with a 'special' ingredient, pilau will instantly become the MVP of this forum.