<An angel and a devil pop into existence on SMX's shoulders.>
Angel: Come on SMX, you're a moderator. You know you're supposed to move this to General Discussion, since it's a serious question - and then remind RW to re-create the old Musician's Discusssion forum.
Devil: No SMX, leave it here! Let's see what kind of silly answers appear, just because it's in the Madness forum.
Angel: Listen you red-skinned, horned, fork-tongued stupidhead, you stay out of this. SMX is a moderator, and has to do his duty.
Devil: "Stupidhead"? You angelic motherfuckers can't even curse right. Come on SMX, post some spam!
Angel: Don't do it, SMX! Be nice to the newbie!
Devil: Ah, come off it. You know SMX loves crushing the spirits of n00bs.
SMX: Both of you shut up. I'm moving it.
Devil: You wimp.
I play a Fender Precision Bass.