Cornfed Hick
Ancient Mariner
In memory of the Maidenfan member elimination poll that Black Thunder wisely put down, but in the spirit of not appearing like a bunch of hypersensitive ninnies, I give you "The Dozens," where you can post your favorite good-natured insults, "your mama" jokes, put-downs, etc., and get away with it.
The idea is to be clever and funny, not hurtful. Try not to cross obvious lines, so no hate-speech, obviously -- unless it's directed against the French. Probably best not to insult any specific member in particular unless you know them and think they'll take it the right way. Or unless they started it first. Or unless -- again -- they're French.
I'll start with a couple of the more famous ones, in case any of you aren't familiar with the game (Google "the dozens" if you want more info):
Your mama is so fat, she sweats butter.
Your mama is so poor, when I saw her kicking a can down the street and asked her what she was doing, she said "Moving."
The idea is to be clever and funny, not hurtful. Try not to cross obvious lines, so no hate-speech, obviously -- unless it's directed against the French. Probably best not to insult any specific member in particular unless you know them and think they'll take it the right way. Or unless they started it first. Or unless -- again -- they're French.
I'll start with a couple of the more famous ones, in case any of you aren't familiar with the game (Google "the dozens" if you want more info):
Your mama is so fat, she sweats butter.
Your mama is so poor, when I saw her kicking a can down the street and asked her what she was doing, she said "Moving."