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Ancient Mariner
ROLL OVER VIC VELLA
(Berry, Harris) 4.48
1.
VIC: …A WELL!
STEVE: OH, YEAH?
VIC: HMM, WENT DOWN TEN FEET, GOT A JCB FROM THE ROAD 'CAUSE MY OTHER ONE WOULDN'T REACH. DUG IT OUT... AFTER TEN OR FIFTEEN MINUTES HE WENT BACK TO THE HOLE TO CHECK THE HEIGHT... FULL OF WATER! MUST HAVE COME FROM THE RIVER, EH?
STEVE: DUNNO... SOMEONE MUST HAVE PISSED IN IT.
VIC: SAY WELL! FUCKING BIG PISS... SOMEBODY DID.
SOMEONE: SOMETHING YOU WERE DOING DOWN THE BOG?
VIC: TRYING TO FEED IT THROUGH THE GROUND, IT'S LIKE A WELL.
STEVE: OH YEAH? HOW DEEP?
VIC: ABOUT THREE FEET DEEP.
SOMEONE: HE’S A GOD!
VIC: SO I....THAT'S RIGHT, FUCKING JOHN SHIT HIMSELF. THERE WAS SOIL, IT'S LIKE QUICKSAND.... HE WENT DOWN THERE TO SPREAD THE FUCKING SOIL AND HE'S SINKING IN, ISN'T HE? HE SUDDENLY REACHED FOR THE FUCKING FORK LIFT AND I LIFTED UP, HE COULDN'T REACH IT... HE WAS SHITTING HIMSELF. HE WAS JUST GOING BY THE [UNINTELLIGIBLE] AT THE END OF THE BOOTS. HE SAID "I'M FUCKING GOING, I'M GOING! JUST LOWER THE FUCKING FORKLIFT QUICK!" AND HE GRABBED HOLD OF IT, SO I HAD TO
LIFT IT UP WITH HIM HANGING ON THE END OF IT. GOOD JOB HE DIDN’T'T LET GO OTHERWISE … RIGHT IN THE FUCKING MUD!
(1:07-SOLO: DAVE MURRAY)
2.
GONNA WRITE A LITTLE LETTER, GONNA MAIL IT TO MY LOCAL MP
VIC: [UNINTELLIGIBLE]
HE'S A MALTESE MAN AND HE'S MOWING THE LAWN MY WAY
3.
ROLL OVER VIC VELLA!
4.
GIVE ME MORE BALES OF HAY!
3. (x5)
5.
DON'T YOU MOW THAT LAWN MY WAY!
6.
VIC: SO I LIFTED HIM UP…
EARLY IN THE MORNING I'M GIVING YOU A WARNING
DON'T YOU STEP ON MY TRACTOR BLADES!
HEY [UNINTELLIGIBLE] DEVIL HE'S ON THE FIDDLE
AND HE AIN'T GOT NOTHING TO LOSE
3.
7.
TELL THE TAX MAN THE BAD NEWS!
3. (x3)
8.
DON'T YOU TELL THE TAX MAN THE NEWS
9.
YOU WANT TO BUY A TRUCK AND NEED A NEW VCR
VIC HE GONNA SAY HE KNOWS WHERE THEY ARE
3.
10.
I SEE THAT PANDA-CAR
(2:20-SOLO: DAVE MURRAY)
11.
VIC: … THE FUCKING LIGHTS, RIGHT? I SAY “WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON HERE?”. HE SAYS “IT’S ALRIGHT, IT’S ME”, “WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT’S YOU?”. HE SAID “YOU’VE GOT THE WRONG GUY” [UNINTELLIGIBLE]…
3. (x4)
12.
DON'T YOU PLAY THOSE GAMES WITH ME!
3. (x5)
12.
3. (x5)
13.
DON'T YOU PLAY THAT [UNINTELLIGIBLE] WITH ME!
14.
BRUCE IMITATING VIC: HE’S A GREAT MUSICIAN, ISN’T HE? HE’S A FUCKING GREAT MUSICIAN, I TELL YOU… HE’S A FUCKING WEIRD FELLOW AND I THINK HE’S A… [UNINTELLIGIBLE]… THEY FALL OFF A FUCKING WELL, HE’S A GREAT MUSICIAN, ISN’T HE? I TELL YOU MAN… MAYBE YOU WANT TO FUCKING SCREAM… WHO’S THAT GREAT MUSICIAN [UNINTELLIGIBLE]… THAT’S THE FUCKING GREAT MUSICIAN, YEAH, THAT’S FUCKING HIM… [UNINTELLIGIBLE]… HE’S A FUCKING GREAT MUSICIAN!
15.
VIC: [UNINTELLIGIBLE] …HE’S ANOTHER ONE [UNINTELLIGIBLE]… FUCKING FIVE MINUTES AND YOU DON’T SEE HIM FOR ABOUT A YEAR.
16.
SOMEONE: [UNINTELLIGIBLE]…
VIC: YEAH, [UNINTELLIGIBLE]… PAUL, THE GENERATOR GEEZER.
SOMEONE: OH REALLY?
VIC: HE’S SUPPOSED TO COME… [UNINTELLIGIBLE]… HE AIN’T PUT THAT FUCKING THING THERE TO SWITCH HOLD OF EVERYTHING
SOMEONE: OH REALLY?
VIC: THE HOUSE… YEAH…
SOMEONE: THAT GEEZER?
VIC: I THOUGH HE WAS IN CHARGE OF IT…
SOMEONE: WHAT’S HAPPENING?
VIC: I LEFT A MESSAGE ON THAT THING
SOMEONE: I THOUGH IT WOULD BE DONE!
VIC: [UNINTELLIGIBLE]… OH YEAH, PAUL WAS IN THE HOUSE
SOMEONE: ANOTHER GREAT MUSICIAN!
VIC: [UNINTELLIGIBLE]… WON’T GET ANY LIGHT… ANOTHER BIG GREAT MUSICIAN!
SOMEONE: NOW HE’S…
(Berry, Harris) 4.48
1.
VIC: …A WELL!
STEVE: OH, YEAH?
VIC: HMM, WENT DOWN TEN FEET, GOT A JCB FROM THE ROAD 'CAUSE MY OTHER ONE WOULDN'T REACH. DUG IT OUT... AFTER TEN OR FIFTEEN MINUTES HE WENT BACK TO THE HOLE TO CHECK THE HEIGHT... FULL OF WATER! MUST HAVE COME FROM THE RIVER, EH?
STEVE: DUNNO... SOMEONE MUST HAVE PISSED IN IT.
VIC: SAY WELL! FUCKING BIG PISS... SOMEBODY DID.
SOMEONE: SOMETHING YOU WERE DOING DOWN THE BOG?
VIC: TRYING TO FEED IT THROUGH THE GROUND, IT'S LIKE A WELL.
STEVE: OH YEAH? HOW DEEP?
VIC: ABOUT THREE FEET DEEP.
SOMEONE: HE’S A GOD!
VIC: SO I....THAT'S RIGHT, FUCKING JOHN SHIT HIMSELF. THERE WAS SOIL, IT'S LIKE QUICKSAND.... HE WENT DOWN THERE TO SPREAD THE FUCKING SOIL AND HE'S SINKING IN, ISN'T HE? HE SUDDENLY REACHED FOR THE FUCKING FORK LIFT AND I LIFTED UP, HE COULDN'T REACH IT... HE WAS SHITTING HIMSELF. HE WAS JUST GOING BY THE [UNINTELLIGIBLE] AT THE END OF THE BOOTS. HE SAID "I'M FUCKING GOING, I'M GOING! JUST LOWER THE FUCKING FORKLIFT QUICK!" AND HE GRABBED HOLD OF IT, SO I HAD TO
LIFT IT UP WITH HIM HANGING ON THE END OF IT. GOOD JOB HE DIDN’T'T LET GO OTHERWISE … RIGHT IN THE FUCKING MUD!
(1:07-SOLO: DAVE MURRAY)
2.
GONNA WRITE A LITTLE LETTER, GONNA MAIL IT TO MY LOCAL MP
VIC: [UNINTELLIGIBLE]
HE'S A MALTESE MAN AND HE'S MOWING THE LAWN MY WAY
3.
ROLL OVER VIC VELLA!
4.
GIVE ME MORE BALES OF HAY!
3. (x5)
5.
DON'T YOU MOW THAT LAWN MY WAY!
6.
VIC: SO I LIFTED HIM UP…
EARLY IN THE MORNING I'M GIVING YOU A WARNING
DON'T YOU STEP ON MY TRACTOR BLADES!
HEY [UNINTELLIGIBLE] DEVIL HE'S ON THE FIDDLE
AND HE AIN'T GOT NOTHING TO LOSE
3.
7.
TELL THE TAX MAN THE BAD NEWS!
3. (x3)
8.
DON'T YOU TELL THE TAX MAN THE NEWS
9.
YOU WANT TO BUY A TRUCK AND NEED A NEW VCR
VIC HE GONNA SAY HE KNOWS WHERE THEY ARE
3.
10.
I SEE THAT PANDA-CAR
(2:20-SOLO: DAVE MURRAY)
11.
VIC: … THE FUCKING LIGHTS, RIGHT? I SAY “WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON HERE?”. HE SAYS “IT’S ALRIGHT, IT’S ME”, “WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT’S YOU?”. HE SAID “YOU’VE GOT THE WRONG GUY” [UNINTELLIGIBLE]…
3. (x4)
12.
DON'T YOU PLAY THOSE GAMES WITH ME!
3. (x5)
12.
3. (x5)
13.
DON'T YOU PLAY THAT [UNINTELLIGIBLE] WITH ME!
14.
BRUCE IMITATING VIC: HE’S A GREAT MUSICIAN, ISN’T HE? HE’S A FUCKING GREAT MUSICIAN, I TELL YOU… HE’S A FUCKING WEIRD FELLOW AND I THINK HE’S A… [UNINTELLIGIBLE]… THEY FALL OFF A FUCKING WELL, HE’S A GREAT MUSICIAN, ISN’T HE? I TELL YOU MAN… MAYBE YOU WANT TO FUCKING SCREAM… WHO’S THAT GREAT MUSICIAN [UNINTELLIGIBLE]… THAT’S THE FUCKING GREAT MUSICIAN, YEAH, THAT’S FUCKING HIM… [UNINTELLIGIBLE]… HE’S A FUCKING GREAT MUSICIAN!
15.
VIC: [UNINTELLIGIBLE] …HE’S ANOTHER ONE [UNINTELLIGIBLE]… FUCKING FIVE MINUTES AND YOU DON’T SEE HIM FOR ABOUT A YEAR.
16.
SOMEONE: [UNINTELLIGIBLE]…
VIC: YEAH, [UNINTELLIGIBLE]… PAUL, THE GENERATOR GEEZER.
SOMEONE: OH REALLY?
VIC: HE’S SUPPOSED TO COME… [UNINTELLIGIBLE]… HE AIN’T PUT THAT FUCKING THING THERE TO SWITCH HOLD OF EVERYTHING
SOMEONE: OH REALLY?
VIC: THE HOUSE… YEAH…
SOMEONE: THAT GEEZER?
VIC: I THOUGH HE WAS IN CHARGE OF IT…
SOMEONE: WHAT’S HAPPENING?
VIC: I LEFT A MESSAGE ON THAT THING
SOMEONE: I THOUGH IT WOULD BE DONE!
VIC: [UNINTELLIGIBLE]… OH YEAH, PAUL WAS IN THE HOUSE
SOMEONE: ANOTHER GREAT MUSICIAN!
VIC: [UNINTELLIGIBLE]… WON’T GET ANY LIGHT… ANOTHER BIG GREAT MUSICIAN!
SOMEONE: NOW HE’S…