CriedWhenBrucieLeft
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I've only got through two cars my whole life. Both the same model.
Mental Health Thread
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Black Abyss Babe
CriedWhenJanickCutHisHair
Yes but you won't tell us how old you are - you could be 18 and have trashed both of them in a week ...
Diesel 11
As you scream into the web of silence...
He could be aging backwards, which explains why when he first signed up he was quite polished and charming but then slowly devolved into a... wait nvm fuck he’s a robot, shit!Yes but you won't tell us how old you are - you could be 18 and have trashed both of them in a week ...
Collin
Chasing Ponce De Leon's Phantoms
Wait, I thought he was Kalata’s alt account?
Black Abyss Babe
CriedWhenJanickCutHisHair
Is there anything Cried hasn't been accused of??
Cried did 9/11. He wanted to shoot JFK but he was too busy preparing to fake the moon landings.
Cried develops chemtrails professionally.
phantomoftheicarus
Bleeding Freak
Cried forced the breakup of Yugoslavia and was the real factor behind the 2008 recession
His real name was Cried Fawkes.
Diesel 11
As you scream into the web of silence...
Cried was born into a scene of angriness and greed, and dominance and persecution. His mother was a queen, his dad he'd never seen; he was never meant to be. So now he spends his time lookin' all around for a man that's nowhere to be found. Until he finds him, he's never gonna stop searchin'. He's gonna find his man, gonna travel 'round. Cuz he's a wrathchild. Well he's a wrathchild. Yeah he's a wrathchild. He's comin' to get you, oooh yeah!
Say it doesn't matter, ain't nothin' gonna alter the course of his destination. He knows he's gotta find some serious piece of mind, or he knows he'll just go crazy. But now he spends his time lookin' all around for a man that's nowhere to be found. Until he finds him, he's never gonna stop searchin'. He's gonna find his man, gonna travel 'round. Cuz he's a wrathchild. Well he's a wrathchild. Yeah he's a wrathchild. He's comin' to get you, oooh yeah. YEAH.
Say it doesn't matter, ain't nothin' gonna alter the course of his destination. He knows he's gotta find some serious piece of mind, or he knows he'll just go crazy. But now he spends his time lookin' all around for a man that's nowhere to be found. Until he finds him, he's never gonna stop searchin'. He's gonna find his man, gonna travel 'round. Cuz he's a wrathchild. Well he's a wrathchild. Yeah he's a wrathchild. He's comin' to get you, oooh yeah. YEAH.
Collin
Chasing Ponce De Leon's Phantoms
I see you’re no longer burnt out.
phantomoftheicarus
Bleeding Freak
In 1986, a delighted Iron Maiden was having great fun practising the song Alexander the Great, and the fanbase couldn't wait to hear it live, and were certain that it would be included in the setlist. But Cried, after hearing the album declared that he didn't believe the song would ever be played live. The next morning, Adrian awoke to find he could no play the guitar solo, and no matter how hard he tried he just couldn't get it. Steve no longer had any interest, and Bruce was singing 'Ivan the Impaler'. The song was never played, and to this day the cries of 'play Alexander the Great!' echo around sites such as YouTube, Facebook and MaidenFans as a painful legacy to what happened that day in '86
Diesel 11
As you scream into the web of silence...
Cried, did you stop them from releasing this masterpiece, too?
Magnus
Pica Serdica
Excessive empathy, Montenegrin independence, and the platypus, I think.Is there anything Cried hasn't been accused of??
His previous collection of books was almost certainly responsible for the sinking of Atlantis though.
