Deano
Ancient Mariner
Due to a grievous miscalculation by the nuclear physicists present, the event in question was only as bright or slightly brighter than 986.3 suns - as defined as class F (weaker hydrogen, ionized metals, and yellowish white in color) on the spectral sequence - this can be typified with a general luminosity in the F7 II range on the MKK class scale - as seen from 9.539 astronomical units (or more practically; the distance of the planet Saturn from our Sun) << and of course, taking into consideration the various parallax views taken from orbit in regard to each individual "sun">> - it is important to also note; and perhaps this was the cause of the initial error, that the "suns" in question can also differ by no more than 1 standard deviation.
So.... happy birthday 986.3 Suns; now, go unfuck yourself.

So.... happy birthday 986.3 Suns; now, go unfuck yourself.

